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19-03-14, 04:20 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Putin announces 97% of voters in Crimea voted to rejoin Russia.
The other 3% were in the Hospital with recent injuries and unavailable for comment.
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20-03-14, 04:57 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Two old gits sitting in the park for too long, one says,
"I've got to get up, me bums fallen asleep. The other replies, "Thought so, I heard it snoring a few minutes ago."
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23-03-14, 04:49 PM
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When I first went to L.A. I thought the streets were paved with gold.
Turns out it was just sunlight reflecting off the pools of pi55. I'm not saying my wife's ugly, but people with cancer have started taking selfies to support her. All of these no make up selfies have certainly raised awareness, especially with 50% of the population. Blokes everywhere now understand why it takes all these mingers so long to get ready for a night out.
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23-03-14, 11:47 PM
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How about renaming this thread 'Bananaman's thread of not very funny jokes'?
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I was going to suggest "the Why is Banaman the only one posting? Surely somebody else must know some more jokes. Somebody? thread" as a rename. Anyway Mr Banana, they may not all be funny but dang there's a whole lot of them. The only jokes that seem to pop into my mind at the moment are either sexist, racist, disablist or some hideous combination of all three
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Last night I tried to do a **** in a Sock selfie, police were not best pleased with the riot van
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there's the odd one that's not great, but most of them are really good! keep going please bill you always bring a smile to my face with these! so wind it in stingo!  Quote:
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