Amazing Lies You've Been Told - SV650.org

Binky · 26-09-09, 11:37 AM

Talking about a recent track day i'd been on with a colleague at work...

...He proceeded to tell me about his past riding bikes. In this converstation, he started with saying he's had his elbow down. Believable? Yes. Likely? No.

Anyway, this then went on to him saying he used to have sliders on the tops of his boots by his shins, and that they touched down. In another episode on track he has apparently had his shoulder down, without coming off i might add. Then the cherry on top was getting his 'bar ends sparking' round a corner.

All this without coming off during the process. What a lying bar steward! He even persisted to claim it was true when pointed out that it was impossible.

Anyway, what kind of crap have you been told, that is clearly not true?

26-09-09, 11:41 AM

These are all by one customer who comes into the co-op

1- im 2nd in the world rating of snooker
2- i own a limited edition colin mcrae replica car
3- he owned a ducati 998 at the age of 17
4- he can talk to dogs
5- he has a new porsche 4x4 on order which will be delived in 2011 and cost him £80,000

i could go on all day

the_lone_wolf · 26-09-09, 02:10 PM

"Saddam Hussein has links to Al Qaeda and also has Weapons of Mass Destruction"

26-09-09, 02:14 PM

"Binky isnt really a cross dresser"

Blantant lie.

gruntygiggles · 26-09-09, 02:18 PM

"No, why would I cheat on you, you're more than any man could possibly hope for"

Then, when presented with the information that I had caught him red handed and gave details he said, "That wasn't cheating, she kissed me and it just kind of happened, I'm a man, you wouldn't understand". I only did it once.

_Stretchie_ · 26-09-09, 02:19 PM

Not me by the way...

Bluepete · 26-09-09, 02:20 PM

Driver; No, I wasn't on the phone, I don't even own a mobile phone!

Me; Then why is your backside now playing the Nokia ring tone?

26-09-09, 02:29 PM

I have used :-

"Of course I'll still respect you in the morning..."

"Sure I'll call you..."

"I know it wont hurt..."

_Stretchie_ · 26-09-09, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by speedplay

I have used :-

"Of course I'll still respect you in the morning..."

"Sure I'll call you..."

"I know it wont hurt..."

What a coincidence. I've been told those ones

Binky · 26-09-09, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by speedplay

I have used :-

"Of course I'll still respect you in the morning..."

"Sure I'll call you..."

"I know it wont hurt..."

26-09-09, 11:37 AM	#1
Binky Emily Howard rides an SV Mega Poster Join Date: May 2008 Location: Birmingham Posts: 2,681	Amazing Lies You've Been Told Talking about a recent track day i'd been on with a colleague at work... ...He proceeded to tell me about his past riding bikes. In this converstation, he started with saying he's had his elbow down. Believable? Yes. Likely? No. Anyway, this then went on to him saying he used to have sliders on the tops of his boots by his shins, and that they touched down. In another episode on track he has apparently had his shoulder down, without coming off i might add. Then the cherry on top was getting his 'bar ends sparking' round a corner. All this without coming off during the process. What a lying bar steward! He even persisted to claim it was true when pointed out that it was impossible. Anyway, what kind of crap have you been told, that is clearly not true? __________________ Wowee Zowee

26-09-09, 11:41 AM	#2
GeneticBubble Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Amazing Lies You've Been Told These are all by one customer who comes into the co-op 1- im 2nd in the world rating of snooker 2- i own a limited edition colin mcrae replica car 3- he owned a ducati 998 at the age of 17 4- he can talk to dogs 5- he has a new porsche 4x4 on order which will be delived in 2011 and cost him £80,000 i could go on all day

26-09-09, 02:10 PM	#3
the_lone_wolf Captain Awesome Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hamble Posts: 4,266	Re: Amazing Lies You've Been Told "Saddam Hussein has links to Al Qaeda and also has Weapons of Mass Destruction" __________________ Official "Dumbass of the Year" 2011 (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Deal with it...

26-09-09, 02:14 PM	#4
speedplay Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Amazing Lies You've Been Told "Binky isnt really a cross dresser" Blantant lie.

26-09-09, 02:18 PM	#5
gruntygiggles DaffyGingerBint Mega Poster Join Date: May 2008 Location: Melksham Posts: 1,577	Re: Amazing Lies You've Been Told "No, why would I cheat on you, you're more than any man could possibly hope for" Then, when presented with the information that I had caught him red handed and gave details he said, "That wasn't cheating, she kissed me and it just kind of happened, I'm a man, you wouldn't understand". I only did it once. __________________ 2012 Welsh TT http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=171244 RIP Hovie baby

26-09-09, 02:19 PM	#6
_Stretchie_ Large Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Minsterworth, Gloucester Posts: 2,353	Re: Amazing Lies You've Been Told Not me by the way... __________________ How to amuze an idiot: Look right-> <-Look Left

26-09-09, 02:20 PM	#7
Bluepete Member Mega Poster Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ex motorcyclist Posts: 1,961	Re: Amazing Lies You've Been Told Driver; No, I wasn't on the phone, I don't even own a mobile phone! Me; Then why is your backside now playing the Nokia ring tone? __________________ https://www.facebook.com/pete.philli...04?ref=tn_tnmn

26-09-09, 02:29 PM	#8
speedplay Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Amazing Lies You've Been Told I have used :- "Of course I'll still respect you in the morning..." "Sure I'll call you..." "I know it wont hurt..."

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