5 Random facts

[Stuuk1]

1) The drinks machine just took my pound coin and gave me 90p change and no drink.

2) I'm drinking a can of coke I foolishly paid 10p extra for.

3) I'm drinking this can of coke because I can be bothered to do my actual job which is pulling in cables in telephone exchanges.

4) I just saw my van keys and though about going home

5) I'm going home!

1, I was one of the youngest guys to join the RAF in 1976, I was 16
2, I am one of the oldest guys to re-enlist in the RAF in 2010, I was 50
3, My family were friends of sir arthur conan doyle and he used their home on bodmin moor as a basis for 'The hound of the Baskervilles'
4, I have made love to over 6,000 women
5, Although I have very short legs they still reach the ground

1) I have a first class honours degree in law but absolutely no common sense.
2) When I was about 4 I was dragged onto the stage at the Bristol Hippodrome at the end of a pantomime and got a Cabury's gift bag for singing.
3) When I was at Uni I jumped out of my bedroom window and had crutches for 2 weeks.
4) Despite the above, and crashing my bike 3 times, I've never broken a bone in my body.
5) My family history can be traced back to rich land owners in Bristol. We no longer own this

[Littlepeahead]

1. I can't stand peas even though my name is Little Pea Head

2. I am a Member of the Marylebone Cricket Club at Lord's but I can't play cricket to save my life

3. However - I have seen Paul Collingwood naked (and he is ginger all over)

4. I still have my cuddly rabbit from when I was a baby and take him on holiday with me - even biking round Thailand in my backpack

5. I once sent an ox heart by motorcycle courier on Valentine's day to a woman who was $ha99ing my fiancee behind my back and the police turned up at my office to caution me

[hindle8907]

1.) I got Engaged when I was 17 Doh!
2.) I did it on NYE Double Doh!
3.) I Moved out when I was 18 Tripple Doh!
4.) I am very Skint
5.) I like Big t1ts

1) I have been stabbed by my sister
2) I detest listening to people eat
3) I do not tan, I just go red
4) I have consistantly under achieved, despite huge potential, my entire life
5) I hate my job

[Paul the 6th]

1. I've recently decided to take some time out from biking
2. I once called my teacher a poof because he said he was wearing high heels
3. I'm quite proud of the above
4. I constantly think everyone else is better than me
5. I get sun burn really easily.

Originally Posted by Reeder

1) 2) I detest listening to people eat

+1000000 Genuinely have lost a girlfriend in the past as she got fed up with me huffing and puffing in frustration when in the company of people eating.
I cant stand listening to it one bit, I'll talk louder, put in ear phones, walk away, generally bang and clatter about ANYTHING absolutly ANYTHING I can do to drown out the sound - its completly irrational but I've no idea what to do to change my reaction to it.

EDIT: Crisps and cerial are the baine of my life!

[maviczap]

Originally Posted by Reeder

2) I detest listening to people eat
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Originally Posted by Owenski

+1000000 Genuinely have lost a girlfriend in the past as she got fed up with me huffing and puffing in frustration when in the company of people eating.
I cant stand listening to it one bit, I'll talk louder, put in ear phones, walk away, generally bang and clatter about ANYTHING absolutly ANYTHING I can do to drown out the sound - its completly irrational but I've no idea what to do to change my reaction to it.
EDIT: Crisps and cerial are the baine of my life!

+20000001

There a bloke on my team who sucks boiled sweets whilst driving, making the most disgusting sounds, normally when I'm sat next to him. I'm going to smack him hard one day

I too sit there really frustrated sometimes. Why can't people just do it quietly and with their lips closed?!