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Old 28-04-09, 08:30 PM   #1
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Default What Are Your Most Useless Gadgets That You Own?

After a discussion with DavePreston that half of my kitchen is full of pointless gadgets, I was told to post what I have on here, so here goes:

- Ice~Cream Maker
- Candy~Floss Maker
- Doughnut Maker
- Break Maker - Edit: Bread!
- Sandwich Toaster
- Ice Crusher
- Smoothie Maker
- Chocolate Fountain
- Chair with built-in speakers
- Will edit this with more as I remember what other daft stuff I have...

So... to make me not look quite THAT bad... what useless gadgets do you own?
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Old 28-04-09, 08:34 PM   #2
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After a discussion with DavePreston that half of my kitchen is full of pointless gadgets, I was told to post what I have on here, so here goes:

- Ice~Cream Maker
- Candy~Floss Maker
- Doughnut Maker
- Break Maker
- Sandwich Toaster
- Ice Crusher
- Smoothie Maker
- Chocolate Fountain
- Chair with built-in speakers
- Will edit this with more as I remember what other daft stuff I have...

So... to make me not look quite THAT bad... what useless gadgets do you own?
How does that break maker work eh?
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Old 28-04-09, 08:35 PM   #3
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Something called an iron. Dunno what it's for though!
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Old 28-04-09, 08:35 PM   #4
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I had one of those amstrad emailer phones. Chuffin pants it was. The I read on the box that it cost more to make than it sold for, and was subsidised by the calls, so I crushed it with my van.
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Old 28-04-09, 08:35 PM   #5
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I've got a Disney popcorn maker. Its sh!te
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How does that break maker work eh?
It mends brakes when you break them, obviously!
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Something called an iron. Dunno what it's for though!
oo i got one o those too, and one of them board thingies, but the cat finds that more useful than me.
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I've got a Disney popcorn maker. Its sh!te
Homemade popcorn always tastes rubbish anyways! Can't beat butterkist toffee popcorn!

For me it's an Electric guitar! I got one for a birthday when I didn't know what I wanted, and the eldars wouldn't let me just have the money so I decided upon a guitar which I've never learnt to play and is still sat in the corner of my bedroom!
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Homemade popcorn always tastes rubbish anyways! Can't beat butterkist toffee popcorn!
Yeah I know, but when you have a (then) five year old, who wants to make popcorn...you think yeah, great idea.
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My biggest and most useless "gadget" is my home cinema.

It's an entire room that is used for nothing else but the cinema, it has two leather sofas in there, some pretty expensive AV kit and we use it about once every three or four months.

It's gonna go soon.

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