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13-02-14, 01:56 PM
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"The customer wondered why their bike wasn't responsive"
Your daily does of schadenfreude.
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13-02-14, 01:59 PM
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Re: "The customer wondered why their bike wasn't responsive"
Holy mother of god.
Are people that unaware of whats going on between their legs? the scary thing is that chain doesn't look too bad externally. The owner is definitely too stupid to own a motorcycle. |
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13-02-14, 02:13 PM
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Re: "The customer wondered why their bike wasn't responsive"
Someone brought me a 350 Yamaha some years ago complaining of 'terrible clutch slip', even if you were completely blind the awful noise from the chain and toothless sprockets should been impossible to ignore I would have thought. Apparently not.
I'm surprised it moved at all.
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13-02-14, 02:16 PM
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Re: "The customer wondered why their bike wasn't responsive"
Imagine the noise!!!
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13-02-14, 03:23 PM
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Re: "The customer wondered why their bike wasn't responsive"
The chain looks in good nick though...!!!!
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13-02-14, 03:39 PM
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Re: "The customer wondered why their bike wasn't responsive"
Lewis? Davepreston? boatman? Come on which one of you is it...
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13-02-14, 03:44 PM
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Re: "The customer wondered why their bike wasn't responsive"
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Dave lost the chain instead
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13-02-14, 03:44 PM
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Re: "The customer wondered why their bike wasn't responsive"
Good point, his chains don't last long enough to wear out the sprockets.
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13-02-14, 03:58 PM
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Re: "The customer wondered why their bike wasn't responsive"
Idiots, it's the all new super smooth metal belt drive system, lasts for the lifetime of the owner, and specified by the Darwin insurers society.
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13-02-14, 04:20 PM
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Re: "The customer wondered why their bike wasn't responsive"
That is something else Brettus. Did it even move?
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