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View Poll Results: Do you regard your bike as:
Male (he) 3 10.00%
Female (she) 14 46.67%
Neither (it) 13 43.33%
Voters: 30. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 06-07-05, 10:37 AM   #1
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Default Anthropomorphic gender association

Just curious, sorry if its been done before.
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Old 06-07-05, 10:40 AM   #2
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I've only even riden females
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Old 06-07-05, 10:41 AM   #3
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Have got a bike but my ex's old bike i always throught was a female, called her Hilda. However his new bike look more masculine but have no idea what his new g/f has called it!!!
My cars definately as girl!
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Old 06-07-05, 10:46 AM   #4
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I've only even riden females
Females called Ivor?
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Old 06-07-05, 10:48 AM   #5
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I've only even riden females
Females called Ivor?
You called her Ivor, not me
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Old 06-07-05, 10:48 AM   #6
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She's called the littlest mofo.
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Old 06-07-05, 10:53 AM   #7
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Right Bikes/cars are all female because

They are tempremental
They cost a small fortune
You have to get a house for them to live in, as they dont like living outside
The smallest bit costs the most money
You have to spend money on them to keep them running well
You have to buy shiny things to make them look even better
They get the hump if you dont look after them
They need servicing reguallry for them to look after you
They stop working for no apprent reason
However, if you look after them, treat them right, then they will reward you with many happy years of service
Curvys are better than pointys

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Old 06-07-05, 10:54 AM   #8
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The Sv is definitely a gal
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Old 06-07-05, 11:00 AM   #9
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Mines called Suzi, original i know never called my cars anything or referred to them as hers but Suzi is special

Hmm time to attend to her I think, gotta treat your girls right
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Old 06-07-05, 11:05 AM   #10
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Quote:
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You called her Ivor, not me
I think Nutkins has got to take credit for that particular christening!

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Okay, I give in............... my 'bike is hereby named "Ivor"
Busted! :P
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