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afraid i ll be fully embracing my continuing mid life crisis , and doing my best dad ,nay,grandad dance to Saxon and Metallica in a muddy field , and pretending to know all the words !!!
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30-04-12, 05:49 PM
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F**k the world I am now DEFINITELY GOING TO BE THERE...
No excuses, no bad weather, not even a woman could stop me. I'll kick her in the shin if she tries it!
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30-04-12, 06:24 PM
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At last a correct attitude is displayed - well done that man!
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30-04-12, 06:41 PM
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I think the best (as in worst) I've heard so far are...
"I've tickets for the olympics this summer" I doubt they were competing. and "got to feed the goldfish" Cheers Mark.
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30-04-12, 06:45 PM
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Sorry guys, plans have changed already; I'm nailing my c*ck to a burning building with a rusty nail that weekend I'm afraid.
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30-04-12, 07:23 PM
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nah just a slice of leerdammer like a tarzan patch
 oh and gsx-r 750, a bearing shell spun round in it's seating... we reckon it could be down to slight oil starvation at some point which has caused a weakness which then failed massively while I was riding it. Gonna get it fixed, sell it and buy a blade. Simples  Hopefully in time for AR!
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aye... feck my life. My new car has developed a massive boost leak somewhere on the way home tonight, running rough as feck and smoking, and also sounds like a hand dryer in a public toilet when turbo is on full boost..
Someone hates me 
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