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Old 23-01-19, 02:26 PM   #11
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Getting back to Gwyneth, more of her thoughts...

1) to get rid of parasites and heavy metal (!) drink goats milk for 8 days (nope, Ozzy's still here)
2) bee sting facials are good for you (probably not for the bee though)
3) for the ladies: put stone eggs in your vagina (I saw a stripper do that with a chicken egg, does that count?)
4) talk nicely to water - don't upset its feelings (there are no words)

Yet, she looks so normal.
If you drink goats' blood instead for 8 days, Ozzy miraculously appears out of nowhere and manifests your house for the following week.

And don't be silly, stones don't lay eggs.

Yet she makes money. Who's weirder - Gwynnie or her customers?
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Old 23-01-19, 06:07 PM   #12
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People think differently when they have a lot of money. It becomes a game rather than a matter of survival.

Look at all these high profile divorce cases, where there's a loaded couple fighting over dividing their assets. Neither will come anywhere near starving in any outcome but because the problems obviously started at home, both don't want to give more than they absolutely have to. It's more about pride than money.
So wouldn't matter if they were rich or poor, the only winners would be the lawyers
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Old 24-01-19, 09:26 AM   #13
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So wouldn't matter if they were rich or poor, the only winners would be the lawyers
Different situation entirely when the lawyers cost more than what you stand to lose or gain. But if one of you qualifies for legal aid, expect to get royally fleeced
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Old 24-01-19, 01:06 PM   #14
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I want to be rich so when I do bizarre things people can shrug their shoulders and say: "well, that's Seeker, he got all that money and went weird".
Kawasaki triple....?
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Old 24-01-19, 02:41 PM   #15
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Kawasaki triple....?
that's not weird, more money than sense maybe...

(sorry kids, I'm riding your inheritance...you'll still get the house though)
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sorry not sorry, surely?
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