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Old 24-02-09, 11:32 AM   #1
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Default Tongue twisters

Whats the hardest Tongue twister you know?

Starting off with

Imagine an imaginary menagery manager, managing an imagenary menagery.

or a son and mother talking about making pans.

"Are you copper bottoming 'em my Mum"? "No, I'm aluminiuming them Son"

Hands up who's false teeth shot out?

Any more difficult ones?
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Old 24-02-09, 11:35 AM   #2
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"I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son and I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes."

Christ, I'm not sure which is harder, saying it or typing it.
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Old 24-02-09, 11:43 AM   #3
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I can do that one, but I can't do yed rolly, rello lolly
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Old 24-02-09, 12:27 PM   #4
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i'm normally good but the one that always catches me is:

"She sells sea shells on the sea shore."
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Old 24-02-09, 12:51 PM   #5
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that one about a woodchucker, I'm not even gonna begin to try and type it
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Old 24-02-09, 12:58 PM   #7
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As its pancake day...

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.
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Old 24-02-09, 01:01 PM   #8
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
that's the one
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Old 24-02-09, 01:05 PM   #9
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that's the one
So what's the answer?
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Old 24-02-09, 02:57 PM   #10
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So what's the answer?
Chucking loads
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