Needed: Housemates in Warrington area

Saxo hasn't even moved in yet and he's learned his place as the house maid, complete with marigolds:

Am liking the look... can I borrow him ?

I'll hire him out at a rate of 6 Euroshekels per hour.

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I know where you live - I can kidnap him and chain him to my sink instead of the wife, give her a break, you know, to be fair n all

and then once he`s been kidnapped i`ll hire him at the lower rate of 4 euroshekels per hour

Whoa, whoa, guys, back off...let him move in and settle a bit first. That way he'll be lulled into a false sense of security before I start pimping him out...

Mate after his welcome to warrington night out, he may well never feel secure again!!!!

Come on!!!


Dave

[_Stretchie_]

Originally Posted by El Saxo

I need furniture first, so it's probably a good thing Ikea is only a few mins down the road. Now, what's the best way to bungee a flat-pack wardrobe to the back of an SV?

Whose SV, surely you don't mean YOURS... Be carefull it doesn't foul your indicators, oh second thought, doesn't matter with yours does it

Originally Posted by El Saxo

He doesn't know what he's let himself in for...

Poor Neeja, you really have no idea do you, when he comes in with those heavy looking plastic bags in the middle of the night, do yourself a favour and don't ask what's in em, that'd make you an accessory in the eyes of the law

Originally Posted by Neeja

Saxo hasn't even moved in yet and he's learned his place as the house maid, complete with marigolds:

Our Saxo does make an exellent behatch, I've got a similar of him like that somewhere, will try to find it. (Also you should see him doing strimming in the garden)

Originally Posted by Neeja

Whoa, whoa, guys, back off...let him move in and settle a bit first. That way he'll be lulled into a false sense of security before I start pimping him out...

I take issue with this, I knew he was moving house but not pimps. I think we need to enter into a contract negotiation

Originally Posted by _Stretchie_

(Also you should see him doing strimming in the garden)

I had to re-read that, thought it said something different for a moment...