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19-03-07, 06:41 PM | #1 |
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Comedy names for ordinary objects
Don't think we've done this before....
What are your favourite alternative (and hopefully funny) names for ordinary objects. To start us off I give you: "Flea Rake" for the hair comb |
19-03-07, 07:03 PM | #2 |
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Ball bags.
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19-03-07, 07:05 PM | #3 |
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Fun bags
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Hairnet - just for you Jabba
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19-03-07, 07:28 PM | #5 |
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19-03-07, 07:30 PM | #6 |
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blandit
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19-03-07, 07:31 PM | #7 |
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jug's
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19-03-07, 08:42 PM | #8 |
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min... cun.. sl.... ??? fairy - its about the only word to describe the bloody female organ that isnt offensive lol, ? ? ?
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19-03-07, 09:12 PM | #9 |
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Over the shoulder bolder holder
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19-03-07, 09:17 PM | #10 |
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Re: Comedy names for ordinary objects
Oh - those sort of everyday objects. Front bottom anyone?
or Zeppelins in the clouds. (Sausage and mash)
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