What Is Your Earliest Memory?

I remember going to see my mum and new born bro in hospital, 2 years and 1 month old.

[Quiff Wichard]

I can remember being born..

the midwife took one look at me and slapped my mum !!...

Mannnn I was an ugly baby..

[Richie]

I can't remember going through this dark tube and swimming like mad beating loads of my other potential brothers and sisters for this craving for an unfertilized egg...!

or was that a School prog that my mum & dad gave permission for me to watch where Geoffrey Wheeler narrated a sex eduaction class....

I was young at the time....


I do remember "if you stick your finger in a girls ear she'll have a baby!".... the drawings on the toilet walls were rubbish.!

Another incident that came to mind this morning was when I was about 6 and we were sitting down to dinner. My mum looked out the window and said OMG here`s the telegram boy (for those of you who remember the telegrams lol)

The telegram was to say that my grandad had passed away, mum started crying and dad was consoling her. My brother and I just sat at the table not really understanding what was going on then we both took their plates of shepherds pie and finished them off!

I can remember being maybe 2 or 3 and my mum and nan holding my birthday cake in front of me and singing happy birthday. It was in the kitchen of our house back then.

Funny- the things you remember.

[Swin]

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire

My brother and I just sat at the table not really understanding what was going on then we both took their plates of shepherds pie and finished them off!

Probably wasn't in your mind at the time, but you were doing a Homer - "Keep looking shocked, and edge towards the food"....

Being hauled out of a swimming pool on the Isle of Man and my mum telling me iI should have been wearing armbands and I'll be ok!!!!!!

The other vivid one is riding a chunky tired red 2 wheeler into a peeble dashed wall and being told that was a stupid thing to do - I was about 5