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Old 17-04-08, 07:16 PM   #1
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Just got this e-mail, what do you think, should I do it?

Hi,
Pardon me for not having the pleasure of knowing your mindset before making you this offer and it is utterly confidential and genuine by virtue of its nature.
I write to solicit your assistance in a funds transfer deal involving US$ 3.5M.This fund has been stashed out of the excess profit made last year by my branch office the International Commercial Bank which I am the manager.
I have already submitted an approved end of the year report for the year 2006 to my head office here in Accra-Ghana and they will never know of this excess.
I have since then, placed this amount on a Non-Investment Account without a beneficiary. Upon your response, I will configure your name on our database as holder of the Non-Investment Account.
I will then guide you on how to apply to my head office for the Account Closure/ bank-to-bank remittance of the funds to your designated bank account.
If you concur with this proposal, I intend for you to retain 30% of the funds while 70% shall be for me. Kindly forward your response to: *******@***.com
/Mobile: +***-***-****-****
With Regards,
Mr ******
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Old 17-04-08, 07:18 PM   #2
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got my email then matey
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Old 17-04-08, 07:23 PM   #3
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They do make me giggle those...I love the slightly off the wall use of English don't you know perchance. Marvellous.
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Old 17-04-08, 07:24 PM   #4
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You and me both then brother. Let's go and get wasted to celebrate then drop in to the local Ferarri dealership.
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Old 17-04-08, 07:28 PM   #5
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I showed it to my bank manager this afternoon and he is going to advance me some money so I can buy a new house.
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Old 17-04-08, 07:46 PM   #6
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Wow how lucky are you lol

Incidentally i used to live in Ghana when I was a kid, used to go to Accra a lot, i remember they had a zoo and it was the first time I ever got to taste fanta orange
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