Where is my new shed?! - SV650.org

Fallout · 11-09-12, 04:11 PM

Can someone please tell me where my feckin new shed is, please? It was supposed to be delivered today. I've been waiting for it all day. The dog is going mental cos he hasn't been walked, I've smoked all my fags, I've eaten all my chocolate digestives, and I've drunk all the tea.

Where the hell is my shed?

Bibio · 11-09-12, 04:17 PM

well it's not going to come now so take the dog a walk before it decides that the carpet is grass and while out get yerself more fags, tea and bikkys

Bluepete · 11-09-12, 04:20 PM

It must be that sheds get lost and arrive late. My new shed turned up looking sheepish eight hours after it was supposed to be delivered.

Hopefully, you didn't do what I did and junk the old one this morning leaving you to HAVE to put the new one in the rack and rain in order to get your kit inside!

Pete

11-09-12, 04:36 PM

Have you checked the doormat for a "We tried to deliver a shed but you were out." card?

Fallout · 11-09-12, 05:43 PM

Yeah, I think there is some sort of shed conspiracy. But anyway, crisis averted. The plebs delivered it to the wrong house, as you would expect. A neighbour finally knocked and ask me if I was expecting a shed. I had to walk a load of shed panels up the street, but at least it seems to be intact. Dog is now walked, but I forgot those fags and bikkys bibio. Bloody sheds!

DJ123 · 11-09-12, 06:02 PM

i thouht it was in your garage . . . . . you know, the one with a dodgy frame and orange wheels

pookie · 11-09-12, 06:06 PM

show us a picture when its up ..theres not much light left

11-09-12, 06:14 PM

Yes shed some light on this.

Littlepeahead · 11-09-12, 06:49 PM

Shed? You told me you were getting a sex dungeon.

Bibio · 11-09-12, 06:57 PM

he's got the shed to fill it with his possessions so he can go in there and polish his helmet while admiring it all. this will all be done with a video camera which will have a tracking device fitted in case it decides to go for a walk on it's own.

11-09-12, 04:11 PM	#1
Fallout Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Basingstoke Posts: 2,983	Where is my new shed?! Can someone please tell me where my feckin new shed is, please? It was supposed to be delivered today. I've been waiting for it all day. The dog is going mental cos he hasn't been walked, I've smoked all my fags, I've eaten all my chocolate digestives, and I've drunk all the tea. Where the hell is my shed? __________________ MotoGoLoco - You knows it The Shed - Suzuki GSX-R 750 K1 \| Triumph Tiger 1050 K6 Fallout Bikes (VLogs, Tutorials, Bike Vids) Fallout Breakbeat (My Music)

11-09-12, 04:17 PM	#2
Bibio Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: here as devil's advocate Posts: 11,540	Re: Where is my new shed?! well it's not going to come now so take the dog a walk before it decides that the carpet is grass and while out get yerself more fags, tea and bikkys

11-09-12, 04:20 PM	#3
Bluepete Member Mega Poster Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ex motorcyclist Posts: 1,961	Re: Where is my new shed?! It must be that sheds get lost and arrive late. My new shed turned up looking sheepish eight hours after it was supposed to be delivered. Hopefully, you didn't do what I did and junk the old one this morning leaving you to HAVE to put the new one in the rack and rain in order to get your kit inside! Pete

11-09-12, 04:36 PM	#4
ClunkintheUK Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Where is my new shed?! Have you checked the doormat for a "We tried to deliver a shed but you were out." card?

11-09-12, 05:43 PM	#5
Fallout Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Basingstoke Posts: 2,983	Re: Where is my new shed?! Yeah, I think there is some sort of shed conspiracy. But anyway, crisis averted. The plebs delivered it to the wrong house, as you would expect. A neighbour finally knocked and ask me if I was expecting a shed. I had to walk a load of shed panels up the street, but at least it seems to be intact. Dog is now walked, but I forgot those fags and bikkys bibio. Bloody sheds! __________________ MotoGoLoco - You knows it The Shed - Suzuki GSX-R 750 K1 \| Triumph Tiger 1050 K6 Fallout Bikes (VLogs, Tutorials, Bike Vids) Fallout Breakbeat (My Music)

11-09-12, 06:02 PM	#6
DJ123 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Somewhere over there Posts: 3,245	Re: Where is my new shed?! i thouht it was in your garage . . . . . you know, the one with a dodgy frame and orange wheels __________________ BMW F800ST

11-09-12, 06:06 PM	#7
pookie Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Essex Posts: 938	Re: Where is my new shed?! show us a picture when its up ..theres not much light left __________________ "an unedifying exercise in postmodern, operatic grunge" Was - 2000 Candy blue sv650s -2003 Sonic silver sv1000s Gone - 2007 Wildfire Orange Ninja zx6r Now - 2010 Triton blue sv650s -Back to the future

11-09-12, 06:14 PM	#8
Dicky Ticker Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Where is my new shed?! Yes shed some light on this.

11-09-12, 06:49 PM	#9
Littlepeahead Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The Saaarrrfff Posts: 2,908	Re: Where is my new shed?! Shed? You told me you were getting a sex dungeon. __________________ Tender is the day, The demons go away, Lord I need to find, Someone who can heal my mind...

11-09-12, 06:57 PM	#10
Bibio Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: here as devil's advocate Posts: 11,540	Re: Where is my new shed?! he's got the shed to fill it with his possessions so he can go in there and polish his helmet while admiring it all. this will all be done with a video camera which will have a tracking device fitted in case it decides to go for a walk on it's own.

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