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Geodude · 17-07-13, 07:26 AM

Looks slimmer to me puny

punyXpress · 17-07-13, 08:38 AM

Was only trying to be nice about it

Geodude · 17-07-13, 08:44 AM

17-07-13, 08:45 AM

Normally I'd see that and say "Kudos, you've got balls pal"... only its clear for all to see in this case he doesnt, which begs the question where the feck is his junk?

DJ123 · 22-07-13, 10:23 PM

A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, "Five beers please."

DarrenSV650S · 23-07-13, 05:31 PM

Are the barman said "quid?"

Shawthing · 24-07-13, 01:47 PM

Roman Numerals: What are they good IV?

DarrenSV650S · 04-08-13, 06:27 PM

05-08-13, 08:23 PM

Q: What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

A: Marscapone

06-08-13, 07:49 AM

If we're doing cheese jokes.
Q: What cheese do you use to get a grizzly out the woods?

A: Camembert (Come-on-bear).

Q: What cheese is made backwards?

A: Edam.

Q: What cheese always looks at itself in the mirror?

A: Haloumi (Hello-me)

17-07-13, 07:26 AM	#811
Geodude Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Durham Posts: 2,669	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Looks slimmer to me puny __________________ Black naked 1999 sv650 which im trying to keep happy Custom paintwork *Saragon Customs* Spray painting *Electrical fault finding guide* and *Regulator rectifier test* Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

17-07-13, 08:38 AM	#812
punyXpress Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Riding, North Posts: 2,664	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Was only trying to be nice about it __________________ Was: K2 naked in rapid yellow - gone to a better? place Now: Street Triple R

17-07-13, 08:44 AM	#813
Geodude Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Durham Posts: 2,669	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes __________________ Black naked 1999 sv650 which im trying to keep happy Custom paintwork *Saragon Customs* Spray painting *Electrical fault finding guide* and *Regulator rectifier test* Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

17-07-13, 08:45 AM	#814
Owenski Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Normally I'd see that and say "Kudos, you've got balls pal"... only its clear for all to see in this case he doesnt, which begs the question where the feck is his junk?

22-07-13, 10:23 PM	#815
DJ123 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Somewhere over there Posts: 3,245	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, "Five beers please." __________________ BMW F800ST

23-07-13, 05:31 PM	#816
DarrenSV650S Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Dundee Posts: 4,404	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Are the barman said "quid?"

24-07-13, 01:47 PM	#817
Shawthing Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Manchester Posts: 396	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Roman Numerals: What are they good IV? __________________ SK9 Sport Black Delkevic can. Non arbores caesa suum mittere nuntius, sed magnum numerum electrons uehementissime incommo.

05-08-13, 08:23 PM	#819
Jabba Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Q: What cheese do you use to hide a horse? A: Marscapone

06-08-13, 07:49 AM	#820
ClunkintheUK Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes If we're doing cheese jokes. Q: What cheese do you use to get a grizzly out the woods? A: Camembert (Come-on-bear). Q: What cheese is made backwards? A: Edam. Q: What cheese always looks at itself in the mirror? A: Haloumi (Hello-me)

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