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02-06-12, 05:57 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
What`s the best thing about Twenty Eight year olds ?
There`s Twenty of them |
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02-06-12, 06:33 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Ya must mean there's ONLY Twenty of them.
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02-06-12, 06:56 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
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What's the difference between twenty children's corpses and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage...
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02-06-12, 09:50 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Got threw out of B&Q today. I was in the garden section when a spotty sales assistant came over and asked me if I wanted decking........... I got the first punch in.
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02-06-12, 10:00 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Respect!
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03-06-12, 10:16 AM
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999 call:
call center: hi whats your emergency? Man : quick there are 2 girls fighting over me call center: whats the problem then ? Man: The fat 1 is winning! |
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03-06-12, 06:40 PM
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An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.
'Twenty pounds' she whispers. Paddy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty pounds. So they hid in the bushes. They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a Police Officer. 'What's going on here, people?' asks the cop 'I'm fecking me wife!,' Paddy answers sounding annoyed- 'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know' 'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that bloody light in her face!!' |
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03-06-12, 06:43 PM
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Every time I see my mate in town with his wife they are always holding hands.
I asked him why this was and he said, "If I let go, she shops". |
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03-06-12, 07:17 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
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He means AT LEAST 20
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03-06-12, 09:23 PM
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I ashamed to admit my Uncle used to ejaculate on me.
Phew! Glad I got that off my chest. Pete
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