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Old 06-11-06, 01:19 PM   #1
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Default I parked in a disabled space the other day

I parked in a disabled space the other ****er this traffic warden shouted to me

'Oi, what's your disability mate?'

I shouted back to him

'Tourettes you F***er, now F**** off! you officious obnoxious blue hatted w*****'
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Default Re: I parked in a disabled space the other day

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I parked in a disabled space the other f*cker this traffic warden shouted to me

'Oi, what's your disability mate?'

I shouted back to him

'Tourettes you F***er, now F**** off! you officious obnoxious blue hatted w*****'
How funny...was you still laughing when your car was hoisted onto the back of a truck
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Old 06-11-06, 02:47 PM   #8
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oh god please tell me that tourettes is a recognised disability!! if it is I feel a severe case coming on
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Old 06-11-06, 02:49 PM   #9
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Default Re: I parked in a disabled space the other day

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I parked in a disabled space the other f*cker this traffic warden shouted to me

'Oi, what's your disability mate?'

I shouted back to him

'Tourettes you F***er, now F**** off! you officious obnoxious blue hatted w*****'
How funny...was you still laughing when your car was hoisted onto the back of a truck

OK Mr V you didn't like the joke.

Actually I would never park in a disabled space having two sisters in law who are both registered disabled and hold passes.

I also have a brother in law with Spina Bifida, the looks I have had from busybodies parking in bays with him in the car, until of course I get his chair out the boot.
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I hate the opposite. I feel tempted to shout, "Oi, you with the blue badge, park in the disabled bay over there, don't take up one of the spaces I'm allowed to use!"
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