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Old 08-08-08, 10:02 AM   #1
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Default Erm, thanks for the advice mate

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7547148.stm

Like we need telling. One is enough!!
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Old 08-08-08, 10:10 AM   #2
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86 wives with 'at least' 170 kids. Is it any wonder that AIDS is ride in Africa.

This sort of thing isn't funny, it's sick.
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Old 08-08-08, 10:34 AM   #3
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86 wives with 'at least' 170 kids. Is it any wonder that AIDS is ride in Africa.

This sort of thing isn't funny, it's sick.
i think this might be a case of the exception, rather than the rule
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Old 08-08-08, 10:40 AM   #4
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86 wives with 'at least' 170 kids. Is it any wonder that AIDS is ride in Africa.

This sort of thing isn't funny, it's sick.
Ed mate, I have to say, I'm surprised at the above post by you.


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Old 08-08-08, 12:41 PM   #5
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He refuses to allow any of his family or other devotees to take medicine and says he does not believe that malaria exists.
*sighs*

All this god heeby-jeeby drives me up the wall.
I might start printing science pages off wikepedia and sending them to Africa through work

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But Mr Bello Abubakar says there is no punishment stated in the Koran for having more than four wives.
Oh, well that makes it alright then
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Old 08-08-08, 12:44 PM   #6
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I like this

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"I said I couldn't marry an older man, but he said it was directly an order from God," she says.
Thats where i went wrong when i was single, i should have used that as a chat up line rather than 'Hi i'm Fred Flinstone, and i wanna make your bed rock'!
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Old 08-08-08, 01:06 PM   #7
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Ed mate, I have to say, I'm surprised at the above post by you.


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Why? I've only said what is plainly true. Having that many partners, with unprotected sex, encourages and facilitates the spread of STDs.
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Old 08-08-08, 01:08 PM   #8
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Why? I've only said what is plainly true. Having that many partners, with unprotected sex, encourages and facilitates the spread of STDs.
Yes. But El Popey Pope-Pope III tells us that this is infinitely better than using condoms. Because that WOULD confine you to hell.

He should be held responsible for his words.
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Old 08-08-08, 01:56 PM   #9
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guys giys, lets not turn this into a religious.sex thread. I simple posted it as a laugh to the the actual title of the article!.

Lets not get hung up on the rights and wrongs of it all.

Wonder if he ever forgets one of thier anniversaries?
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Old 08-08-08, 01:59 PM   #10
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guys giys, lets not turn this into a religious.sex thread. I simple posted it as a laugh to the the actual title of the article!.

Lets not get hung up on the rights and wrongs of it all.

Wonder if he ever forgets one of thier anniversaries?
Forget about aniversaries, what about their names! Could be especially awkward in bed, calling out the wrong one
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