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Old 31-01-12, 10:05 PM   #141
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Old 05-02-12, 09:46 PM   #147
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A nice clean joke...because Viney told us off.

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times that I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.
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