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12-11-07, 07:52 PM | #1 |
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Some Bosses Have A sense Of Humour!
A friend of ours is a bit prone to having time off work. He's been signed off for a week, and when he went into work he found a note stuck to his bench!
Simons reason for a day off. pain in stomach pain in back pain in leg pain in other leg pain in someone elses leg chain come off, 15 killed, 27 maimed for life abducted by aliens went to wales blankets on bed too heavy, could not get out thought it was sunday, so had a lie in thought it was saturday, so had a lie in thought he was on holiday dreamt he had got up and went to work, did not realise until he woke up and was still in bed was told war had broken out so slept under bed, could not see alarm clock from where he was elephant sitting outside garage, could not get motorbike out seat wet on motorbike woke with massive swelling on back, went to doctors, he had left his rucksack on under his shirt headlight blown so he could not come as it was still dark zulu uprising in smethwick dreamt he was unemployed so did not bother getting up chain came off again, 23 killed, 42 maimed for life run out of corn flakes and could not come on empty stomach his mother has had her teeth out and is having a gas fire fitted, so he has to stay in put pyjamas on back to front, so when he woke up, he thought he was going to bed, not getting up chain came off again, 54 killed, 102 maimed for life severed leg when his chain came off the first time but forgot to tell us taken hostage by taliban, hopes to escape before playschool comes on Volcano erupted at the end of his road, has put the fire out, but has something in his eye Tsunami Smethwick High St, water in petrol tank, will be in tomorrow Watched film 'end of the world' thought it was true and did not bother putting alarm clock on had wet dream, when he woke up was stuck to bed went to wales, but with his mate this time Front wheel shattered on the way home from wales, had to come home on the back wheel
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12-11-07, 08:28 PM | #2 |
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Re: Some Bosses Have A sense Of Humour!
All of those valid excuses!
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12-11-07, 08:43 PM | #4 |
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haha love it!
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12-11-07, 09:01 PM | #5 |
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strange sense of deja-vue?
I knew I was going to type that |
12-11-07, 09:02 PM | #6 |
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Re: Some Bosses Have A sense Of Humour!
Always could type quicker than Si
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12-11-07, 10:59 PM | #7 |
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13-11-07, 04:31 AM | #8 |
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Re: Some Bosses Have A sense Of Humour!
Am currently making a note of these for possible future days off!!!
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Re: Some Bosses Have A sense Of Humour!
just wanted to revive this cuz I've just wet myself whilst reading it!!
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