The ORG is full of lies - SV650.org

19-07-14, 04:22 PM

welcome to the org they said , you'll like it here they said
do these tweeks they said , they will make your bike better they said
so your thinking of getting a new bike they said, buy a triumph they said
we all have one now they said, they are bullet proof they said

my triumph tiger has just had SBDS (sudden bike death syndrome) for no apparent reason , so I say this
triumphs are **** its the truth
the org is full of lies its the truth
when I get my hands on those barstewards who convinced me to get one im going to kill them , ITS THE TRUTH

Rant over now please carry on and have a lovely day

p.s high likelihood of me uploading a youtube vid of me setting fire to a triumph very soon

squirrel_hunter · 19-07-14, 04:24 PM

Have you checked the reg rec?

19-07-14, 04:28 PM

yes and the box that said do you think triumphs are ****

Bibio · 19-07-14, 04:38 PM

you do know you have to put petrol in them?

you do know you have to put oil in them occasionally?

you do know you have to service them?

i'm not helping am i

how many bikes is this you have killed now?

andrewsmith · 19-07-14, 05:49 PM

Dave
Have you actually checked the oil on it ever?
When it was org fixed last time it was smoking when warm, I'm sure it was mentioned for you to keep an eye on it.

written with a biro

littleoldman2 · 19-07-14, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bibio

how many bikes is this you have killed now?

The answer may be a while he's still counting

maviczap · 19-07-14, 06:33 PM

Dave, put the key in the correct slot & turn it clockwise until the lights come on. Then press the button on the right handswitch gear near your thumb.

Then normal service will resume

punyXpress · 19-07-14, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maviczap

Dave, put the key in the correct slot & turn it clockwise until the lights come on. Then press the button on the right handswitch gear near your thumb.

Then normal service will resume

. .

. . only if you've not killed the kill switch.
BTW: was a good move to check it before GM

Tomor · 19-07-14, 10:10 PM

Don't forget to pull the clutch in.

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Matt-EUC · 20-07-14, 08:05 AM

I predict the purchase of a new/ex-demo Suzuki V-Strom 1000.

Just remember how much you liked my bike. The 1000 is nothing like that.

19-07-14, 04:22 PM	#1
davepreston Guest Posts: n/a	The ORG is full of lies welcome to the org they said , you'll like it here they said do these tweeks they said , they will make your bike better they said so your thinking of getting a new bike they said, buy a triumph they said we all have one now they said, they are bullet proof they said my triumph tiger has just had SBDS (sudden bike death syndrome) for no apparent reason , so I say this triumphs are **** its the truth the org is full of lies its the truth when I get my hands on those barstewards who convinced me to get one im going to kill them , ITS THE TRUTH Rant over now please carry on and have a lovely day p.s high likelihood of me uploading a youtube vid of me setting fire to a triumph very soon

19-07-14, 04:24 PM	#2
squirrel_hunter Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Sunny Swindon Posts: 3,570	Re: The ORG is full of lies Have you checked the reg rec? __________________ "A little enthusiastic?" May I add here, GG is awesome and I think I am in love with Stretchie...he rocks my world! SH2 \| 2MA \| GROM \| YSR

19-07-14, 04:28 PM	#3
davepreston Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The ORG is full of lies yes and the box that said do you think triumphs are ****

19-07-14, 04:38 PM	#4
Bibio Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: here as devil's advocate Posts: 11,540	Re: The ORG is full of lies you do know you have to put petrol in them? you do know you have to put oil in them occasionally? you do know you have to service them? i'm not helping am i how many bikes is this you have killed now?

19-07-14, 05:49 PM	#5
andrewsmith Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, Just south of salad dodging country Posts: 7,750	Re: The ORG is full of lies Dave Have you actually checked the oil on it ever? When it was org fixed last time it was smoking when warm, I'm sure it was mentioned for you to keep an eye on it. written with a biro __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi

19-07-14, 06:33 PM	#7
maviczap Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 9,096	Re: The ORG is full of lies Dave, put the key in the correct slot & turn it clockwise until the lights come on. Then press the button on the right handswitch gear near your thumb. Then normal service will resume __________________ We're riding out tonight to case the promised land Make everyday count RIP Reeder - Jolly Green Giant and comedy genius

19-07-14, 10:10 PM	#9
Tomor Member Mega Poster Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Yateley, Hants Posts: 2,306	Re: The ORG is full of lies Don't forget to pull the clutch in. Sent from my HTC One_M8 using Tapatalk __________________ Yam XT125R - Sold SV650 -Sold DL 650 K6 - Sold 2012 Street Triple R - For Sale - Linky here

20-07-14, 08:05 AM	#10
Matt-EUC Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Alton, Hampshire Posts: 1,606	Re: The ORG is full of lies I predict the purchase of a new/ex-demo Suzuki V-Strom 1000. Just remember how much you liked my bike. The 1000 is nothing like that. __________________ Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit - Ad infinitum et ultra White 650 V-Strom -No mods Blue curvy 650 (OMFG I FIXED IT!!!) -200mm Delkevic Stubby.

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