All I want for Christmas is ...........

..... a ray gun mounted on the car so that I can zap the muppets that

1. drive everywhere on NSL roads 15 mph below the limit
2. slow down by another 10 miles per hour because they have come to a corner - OMG
3. follow the cars in front (see 1 & 2 above) at less than a cars length so you can't over take them

my friend just failed her driving test for doing this.

[Lissa]

I've always said, all pillions should be equipped with a rocket launcher to deal with the numpty's. Mind you, you'd need a trailer to carry all the rockets you'd need on an average day out

Can I have one to get the 2 drivers I saw on the M25 last night driving WITHOUT THEIR LIGHTS ON

I just want a crate of Lime milkshake...

Originally Posted by Lissa

I've always said, all pillions should be equipped with a rocket launcher to deal with the numpty's. Mind you, you'd need a trailer to carry all the rockets you'd need on an average day out

What I want for xmas, is a different matter but all bikes should come standard with rail gus Hell yeah that will make a difference.

THis idiot, moran guy almost pulled into my lane klast night, so I gave him
an evil, He looked a little scared I think, he probally though I was gonna something I did consider wing mirror removal, but though next, next time thunder

[the_lone_wolf]

Originally Posted by Tris

..... a ray gun mounted on the car so that I can zap the muppets that

1. drive everywhere on NSL roads 15 mph below the limit
2. slow down by another 10 miles per hour because they have come to a corner - OMG
3. follow the cars in front (see 1 & 2 above) at less than a cars length so you can't over take them

you should come to the island, all of those things are about the standard of driving for the vast majority of motorists here, you could add:

4. braking with the tenacity approaching an emergency stop when a car appears coming towards you, regardless of the road width
5. if a car is parked on your side of the road and there is oncoming traffic, stopping, even though a double decker bus just passed through the same width gap immediately in front of you
6. just yesterday, i was turning right into a junction, the approaching doddery old git was turning left in the same side road, he got slower and slower until eventually he had stopped on the major road to give way to me, without giving me any signal (flashed lights or a wave), he actually thought i had right of way

i could go on and on

I want a non-commercial and pointless consumerism free Crimbo. I'm a devout atheist!

Well family asked well what do you.....I was like you know, your not having having it! They seem think me having another bike is a bad idea.

Have to agree the xmas, stuff is a bit pointless, I have elected to work most xmas. I should have xmas eve and day off.

Originally Posted by kwak zzr

my friend just failed her driving test for doing this.

I don't have a problem with learners - we all had to learn sometime, but I've not seen an "L" plate on any of these cars so I "assume" they know how to drive

7. brake because a car is comming towards you with their lights on