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Old 02-01-15, 07:09 PM   #1
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While looking out of the kitchen window this morning, I saw a couple of shady types hanging around outside, looking a bit lost. Sadly there was no smell of chip fat from the car exhaust which would have given it away as to who they were.

Yes, I had a visit from the very lovely Missy Burd and some dangerous looking bloke hanging about with her who turned out to be the evil genius that is Yorkie Chris. What a lovely couple they are, it is just a shame that Alby who they had really come to visit was feeling so violent! What should have been sweet tweets and cuddles looked more like Alby had a hangover and did not want to be disturbed. She had just had breakfast though and still had bits of dead chick (not that kind!) stuck to her beak.

It is always nice to meet another organ and these two are just so sweet, even Chris!
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Old 02-01-15, 09:43 PM   #2
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Nice to meet you both.
One less lot of bits to trip over in't garage.

Regarding the lack of chip fat I will bring the van next time and no doubt start a massive, multiple fatality stampede of all the mutants in weston falling over each other to get to the chippy.
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Old 04-01-15, 04:31 PM   #3
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Regarding the lack of chip fat I will bring the van next time and no doubt start a massive, multiple fatality stampede of all the mutants in weston falling over each other to get to the chippy.
For the local mutants down here, you really want Bridgewater, which is about half an hour away from us. You can tell when you have got into Bridgewater, the smell is an assault on the senses and clay coloured river is so polluted it oozes rather than flows.
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Old 04-01-15, 11:15 PM   #4
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Dangerous looking
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha (I think I just wet myself) hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Nice one JF, so is project Sylvie in her final stages now then?
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Old 05-01-15, 09:42 PM   #6
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Nice one JF, so is project Sylvie in her final stages now then?
I am polishing yokes and preparing right now, well actually I am having some soup during a break from polishing.
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You really take it to the max Jayne or is this some weston slang for something filthy
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YC...sweet...now there's something you don't hear everyday!

Was indeed lovely to meet you both too, I forgot to mention the choice of literature in your bathroom at the time, I wish I'd had longer to take notes on zombie killing
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Was indeed lovely to meet you both too, I forgot to mention the choice of literature in your bathroom at the time, I wish I'd had longer to take notes on zombie killing
That was mine I am afraid, I like to read while in the bath.

Did you spot the cardboard Rolf Harris sat on the radiator tap? Most people who visit us now have got used to my strange sense of humour.
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Haha, no that one escaped my attention!!! Crazy people, just the type we like x
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