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10-06-10, 09:10 AM

watch it - some of us do actual understand the offside rule

brother beat it into me! ( SFA Ref)

10-06-10, 09:27 AM

The offside rule in football will never ever make sense to me.

Rugby is far easier to understand and far more of a man's game to boot. None of this poncing about, rolling around on the floor for 10 minutes because someone brushed up against your beautifully sculpted hair...

dizzyblonde · 10-06-10, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Jamesy D

Rugby is far easier to understand and far more of a man's game to boot. None of this poncing about, rolling around on the floor for 10 minutes because someone brushed up against your beautifully sculpted hair...

Or indeed MotoGP or F1. Crash said bike or car, get thrown in air, roll around til you stop moving, get up, wave to crowd and walk off. None of this ooch ouch me knee, he pulled my hair, hes picking on me nonsense!

10-06-10, 09:30 AM

rugby is better than football...zzzzzzzzzzzz that old chestnut being brought up again eh?

Paul the 6th · 10-06-10, 10:06 AM

peruvian rat racing... now there's a sport I can get my teeth into. Literally. Losing rat gets roasted

10-06-10, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Scoobs

Girls,

Imagine you're in Primark, queuing in single file, the girl in front of you doesn’t have her purse, to your dismay you discover you don’t have yours.
A solution is that your friend towards the back of the queue is offering to throw you hers, you cant queue jump until the purse has been thrown to you, once the purse has been thrown to you, you can quickly dodge the girl in front then confront the girl on the desk.

That’s right Girls, the OFFSIDE RULE in language you understand.
Now PLEASE don’t interrupt me for the next 4 weeks asking stupid questions !!

Why would my friend be at the back of the queue instead of with me ? Do I smell ?
And why would you need a purse to queue in footoballing ? Is it for the half time oranges ?

Oh I dont understand that, its all pish anyway

anna · 10-06-10, 11:44 AM

... and the rules for using a tazer are???

10-06-10, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by anna

... and the rules for using a tazer are???

Easy - me and you in a private room, naked smeared in jelly......

(I'm Joking oviously - just in case you think I'm some weird stalker.....)

10-06-10, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamesy D

The offside rule in football will never ever make sense to me.

Rugby is far easier to understand and far more of a man's game to boot. None of this poncing about, rolling around on the floor for 10 minutes because someone brushed up against your beautifully sculpted hair...

Typical peanut hugging comment. Fair play if grabbing hold of a sweaty smelly fat bloke around his mid-rift is what your into, or even worse you just enjoy watching 2 blokes wrestle then you stick to the egg chasing. I'll be watching the football waiting for the crowd shots of the bikini stunners

10-06-10, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss_Undaztood

Is it for the half time oranges ?

Reminds me of a Gazza joke

10-06-10, 09:10 AM	#11
Quedos Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Some help for the girls of the forum. watch it - some of us do actual understand the offside rule brother beat it into me! ( SFA Ref)

10-06-10, 09:27 AM	#12
Jamesy D Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Some help for the girls of the forum. The offside rule in football will never ever make sense to me. Rugby is far easier to understand and far more of a man's game to boot. None of this poncing about, rolling around on the floor for 10 minutes because someone brushed up against your beautifully sculpted hair...

10-06-10, 09:30 AM	#14
keithd Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Some help for the girls of the forum. rugby is better than football...zzzzzzzzzzzz that old chestnut being brought up again eh?

10-06-10, 10:06 AM	#15
Paul the 6th Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,790	Re: Some help for the girls of the forum. peruvian rat racing... now there's a sport I can get my teeth into. Literally. Losing rat gets roasted __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja..

10-06-10, 11:44 AM	#17
anna Member Mega Poster Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Tower Hamlets but with Shutters on the windows Posts: 1,522	Re: Some help for the girls of the forum. ... and the rules for using a tazer are???

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