Smile of the day - What is yours?

[garynortheast]

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[NTECUK]

Originally Posted by Littlepeahead

I saw four girls last night behind me walking towards the taxi queue in Chelmsford. Well I say walking, teetering more like. One way too fat for the dress she was in, one far too skinny, one had a ridiculously obvious boob job and was struggling to keep her nipples let alone the rest of her chest inside her dress. They all had really thick make up, drawn on eye brows, false lashes, nails and orange tan, those sort of platform heels that make movement dangerous and their lower bum cheeks showing as their dresses rode up and I thought 'Am I that out of touch that this is the sort of thing men look for in a woman these days?' I consider Audrey Hepburn to be the icon of beauty, what I saw last night was like bad drag queens but female!

The thing is TV kinda reinforces that image!
And they are just as good at the trowle jobs up north

[maviczap]

Just been to Oop North plenty of similar creatures there LPH, like NTECUK says, its a tv image thing.

[Littlepeahead]

I guess I just don't go into town much at the weekend usually art 11pm.

In other news the guy who bought my bike sent me a text this evening to say it sailed through the MOT and despite the fact he's bought it as a commuter bike he's been blatting around the Essex countryside on it all day having a blast. He also said he promises to look after it as it's in such great condition and he lives it already. I have a feeling I'll be meeting him for tea at Finchingfield in the not too distant future.

[Littlepeahead]

Having criticised women looking ridiculous in a thread above the irony is not lost on my that I'm sitting here pre-8am wearing nothing but a vest, pants and slippers... and my new crash helmet! I want to be sure it fits before I take the visor sticker off.

Like a total muppet I just tried to take a sip of my coffee too. But at least my slippers and helmet match.

[Geodude]

Nice looking lid Lph, and slippers ha

[dizzyblonde]

The sun has got his hat on, hip, hip, hip, hooray
I am fully of snotty, chesty cold,
But it won't get in the way!

Wall to wall sunshine in grimsdale, a rarity, bringing out smiles around. Miserable bunch around here of late, must be all that water we got for Xmas!

[Kenzie]

Did a 5k run at Alton Water today, first foot race and managed 44m19s. Burning hot but good fun. Have done obstacle races before but not normal running races.

[maviczap]

Was bally hot today, I did 40 miles on my push bike today, I nearly melted

[Red ones]

Quit moaning about the temperature. I was stuck in a windowless office for most of the day.