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23-08-06, 09:08 AM
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Bath tub test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what determined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "it’s simple, really. We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I see," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Would you like your bed to be near a window?" DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? |
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23-08-06, 09:12 AM
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LOL.
I'll have the next available bed please 
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23-08-06, 09:22 AM
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 .. these jokes of yours are not getting any better are they?????????
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23-08-06, 09:25 AM
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23-08-06, 09:34 AM
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I passed.
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23-08-06, 09:34 AM
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23-08-06, 10:10 AM
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id like to make a reservation please
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23-08-06, 10:20 AM
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straight jacket and padded cell for me please
usually something i would have clicked with 
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23-08-06, 10:22 AM
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I was thinking old tin bath which doesn't have a plug. Do I pass or is that worse?
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23-08-06, 12:03 PM
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I passed, someone else can have my room.
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