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View Poll Results: What on earth is Keith d?
The answer to life, the universe and everything 0 0%
I'm not telling 1 4.35%
A Tibetan Squirrell 2 8.70%
I don't have enough posts to be told 2 8.70%
I can't tell you or the world will implode leaving Keith d 3 13.04%
Keith D 15 65.22%
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Old 22-01-14, 12:26 PM   #31
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All you need to know is that he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
Brilliant! that made me laugh
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Old 22-01-14, 10:02 PM   #32
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All you need to know is that he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.


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On the first day God created light

On the second day he separated the waters forming oceans

On the third day he created dry ground

On the fourth Day the sun, moon and stars

On the fifth Day he created the animals

On the Sixth Day he created Man and from the man, he formed woman

On the seventh day God had finished the work He had been doing; so on the seventh day He rested from all His work...

Then suddenly he thought, "Hang on, I've still got a load of odd bits left over in the God Cave cluttering the place up" and so he created Keith d

In that case, he may very well be the Messiah!
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Old 23-01-14, 03:46 AM   #33
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Asking what is Keith D is like asking the wind why it blows. It just is and it just does.

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Old 23-01-14, 07:26 PM   #34
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Brilliant! that made me laugh
And me.

I guess that makes us old?
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Old 23-01-14, 09:24 PM   #35
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I like the way keith d has been added to the poll!
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Old 23-01-14, 09:45 PM   #36
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I like the way keith d has been added to the poll!
Twas me, I was trying to restore some normality
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Old 24-01-14, 12:26 PM   #37
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And me.

I guess that makes us old?
Don't say that although my younger sister laughed a lot when I said I was pushing 50 the other day!!! (oh and I can't put my angel smiley in for some reason the it doesn't work in the office)
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I have seen grainy 8mm footage of keithd in a forest !!!
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