Medical for new job

Just got in from my medical for my new job with jcb 10 15 pm i live in stoke so i had to use the a 50 to get to jcb on the way brill the sv was ace but when i came out it was dark and it dawned on me that i had my maridian visor on night mare had to get back as quick as i could as my wife is on nights and the kids are in bed 100 mph blind behind a car so i could see where i was going when i got in to the potterys and it was lit up i found out it was an evo lost a mirror somewhere and my clock bulbs blew so dont no how fast i was going for the last part of my trip nightmare i wont buy another maridian visor again but been told if my drug test comes back clear i have the job

My eyes!.. My EYES!! ... dude?... I think you forgot the punctuation...

Um... Good luck with the job though (I think).

Originally Posted by Hazzar

Just got in from my medical for my new job with jcb 10 15 pm i live in stoke so i had to use the a 50 to get to jcb on the way brill the sv was ace but when i came out it was dark and it dawned on me that i had my maridian visor on night mare had to get back as quick as i could as my wife is on nights and the kids are in bed 100 mph blind behind a car so i could see where i was going when i got in to the potterys and it was lit up i found out it was an evo lost a mirror somewhere and my clock bulbs blew so dont no how fast i was going for the last part of my trip nightmare i wont buy another maridian visor again but been told if my drug test comes back clear i have the job

Best of luck with that then.

Originally Posted by Ping

My eyes!.. My EYES!! ... dude?... I think you forgot the punctuation...

Um... Good luck with the job though (I think).

Said it all there

Originally Posted by Hazzar

I've just returned from my 22:15 medical for my new job at JCB. At the moment I live in Stoke so I had to use the A50 get there. The SV was fantastic but as I left the medical it was dark and I realised that I only had my iridium visor with me.I had to get back as quickly as possible as my wife is on night shifts and the kids were in bed. I was following a car at 100mph just so that I could see where I was going. When I arrived at The Potteries the streetlights showed that the car was an Evo, that I had lost a mirror on the way and that my clock lights had blown, so I had no idea how fast I was travelling for the final part of the journey. I'm going to steer clear of iridium visors for now but I have been informed that if I pass the drug test at JCB I will be offered the job.

HTH!!!

Moral of the story? Carry a clear visor with you!!

Originally Posted by Jester666

Moral of the story? Carry a clear visor with you!!

Nope. Moral of the story is if you want a job with JCB then don't do drugs

Thats actually quite a funny story once Jester made it legible.

Medical I just had were only interested in the drink and drugs bit, the rest of it was "are you breathing" Thatll do

[Biker Biggles]

I doubt you will pass JCBs drug test if you are having hallucinations like that.
Is Maridian a cocktail of hash and vallium?

Originally Posted by Ed

Nope. Moral of the story is if you want a job with JCB then don't do drugs

correct