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05-10-06, 06:16 PM
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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not true, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of Toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Puzzled but willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years" he replies. I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your backside, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again. |
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05-10-06, 06:24 PM
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PMSL
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05-10-06, 06:36 PM
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how come he gets away with this filth when my record breaking pee post was deleted?? this is far worse.
scandelous.  
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05-10-06, 07:18 PM
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LMAO
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05-10-06, 08:10 PM
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LOL
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06-10-06, 07:33 AM
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PMSL!!
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06-10-06, 07:43 AM
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06-10-06, 08:10 AM
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Either that or the moderators don't share your concern 
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06-10-06, 09:32 AM
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  haahaaa loveit !! that explains my big butt !!!
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