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02-08-13, 11:52 AM
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If you had your own religion...?
This one made me chuckle when I read about it in the paper this morning. So as a Pastafarian he has been permitted to wear a colander on his head in his driving licence photo.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...d-picture.html So my question is, if you were going to invent your own new religion, what sort of inane rules and requirements would you enforce upon your followers?
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02-08-13, 11:57 AM
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Re: If you had your own religion...?
No mingers, me excluded, nice boobs a must (on the women), no fatties, no bad attitudes, just thoroughly nice people.
No false nails, excessive make up, false hair and finally no stupid people, iq of at least 90. |
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02-08-13, 11:59 AM
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Re: If you had your own religion...?
The key to eternal happiness would be a donation of monies to me!
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02-08-13, 12:26 PM
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Re: If you had your own religion...?
i have my own religion but it's that good i can't share it as then you would all want to join and my religion states that i'm the one and only and shall not have any other followers.
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02-08-13, 01:46 PM
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Re: If you had your own religion...?
What do you mean "if". As far as I am aware most people already have their own religion, it's just that most of us don't actually follow it.
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02-08-13, 02:21 PM
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02-08-13, 02:24 PM
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Re: If you had your own religion...?
Me it'd have lots of crazy rules, like you are not allowed to use condoms, you can't eat anything with a soul on Friday or for 40 days every spring.
I would have super followers who give out advice, including marital advice, but they all have to be celibate. My followers would not be allowed to raise their fists for anything, even self defence. It makes it easier for me to beat them up if they do something I don't like. Oh wait.... |
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02-08-13, 02:25 PM
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If you had your own religion...?
Bloody Czechs!!!!
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02-08-13, 03:54 PM
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Your getting a following St. Bibster 
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02-08-13, 04:47 PM
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Re: If you had your own religion...?
All hail Bibio!!!
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