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Old 03-12-11, 05:31 PM   #11
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what do chinese builders and south african farmers have in common.

Blicks.

N.B. this is simply international word play and not intended as a racist joke in any way..
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What do women and dog poo have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
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Not sure if this should be in Comedy or the Sinking of the Euro thread:

A small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Italy. The mayor of the Italian town visited the Spanish town. When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Spanish mayor he wondered how he could afford such a house.

The Spaniard said: "You see that bridge over there? The EU gave us a grant to build a two-lane bridge, but by building a single lane bridge with traffic lights at either end this house could be built".

The following year the Spaniard visited the Italian town. He was simply amazed at the Italian mayor's house, gold taps, marble floors; it was marvellous. When he asked how this could be afforded the Italian mayor said: "You see that bridge over there?"

The Spaniard replied: "No."
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Not sure if this should be in Comedy or the Sinking of the Euro thread:

A small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Italy. The mayor of the Italian town visited the Spanish town. When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Spanish mayor he wondered how he could afford such a house.

The Spaniard said: "You see that bridge over there? The EU gave us a grant to build a two-lane bridge, but by building a single lane bridge with traffic lights at either end this house could be built".

The following year the Spaniard visited the Italian town. He was simply amazed at the Italian mayor's house, gold taps, marble floors; it was marvellous. When he asked how this could be afforded the Italian mayor said: "You see that bridge over there?"

The Spaniard replied: "No."
Lol nice one Puny
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Went on a date with a blind girl last night. It was brilliant, she paid for everything, including my trip to the states.

She'll be livid when she finds out.
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My wife asked me if we can have something more 'Christmassy' on the television.

So I put Fifa on and played in snowy conditions.
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Good one Dave

http://youtu.be/IfeyUGZt8nk
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