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Old 23-05-13, 11:59 PM   #801
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**** stretchie that's awesome
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Old 23-05-13, 11:59 PM   #802
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SK YOU ARSSSE!!!! lol
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Old 24-05-13, 08:19 AM   #803
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I wonder if we could re-edit a certain Tazer related classic on here to do the same...
I thought so to as I realised what it was, are you allowed to edit a classic?


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Old 24-05-13, 08:51 AM   #804
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I canna read it on my phone as ita blurred. What am I doing wrong?

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Old 24-05-13, 10:06 AM   #805
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I canna read it on my phone as ita blurred. What am I doing wrong?

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Same thing happening with me. Even tried it on the lappy and still got a blurred image


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Old 02-06-13, 02:36 PM   #806
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It's "Jamaican Hairstyle Day" at work tomorrow.

I'm dreading it...
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Tried to get to Wimbledon the other day, it was a very difficult journey, over ground, underground...

When we got there we saw them training the umpires of the future. They start them at a very early age, sit them in high chairs and listen to them shouting "juice juice".
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"German," she replies.
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"No, just here for a few days."
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Strewth Andy - you've put on weight!
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