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Old 22-03-06, 09:48 AM   #1
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Default oops sorry that was my chair!

Oh dear,how mad can things get? Read this little story about a lady and her Industrial tribunal!


http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...515063,00.html

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Old 22-03-06, 09:52 AM   #2
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What a load of bollox
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Old 22-03-06, 09:53 AM   #3
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Cloggsy......Close mate,very close! :P :P :P
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Old 22-03-06, 09:54 AM   #4
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See, this is why I rarely ever watch the news on TV and never read a paper...

... I get all the important stuff flagged up for me here.
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Old 22-03-06, 10:00 AM   #5
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F*ck me! You couldn't make this up!!!




The phrase " get a life and stop whining" springs to mind.
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A teacher? On 48 grand? ****, I'm in the wrong line of work!
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Old 22-03-06, 10:32 AM   #7
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If I were acting for the school I'd ask for discosure of her medical records. Whoever's heard of a farting chair.
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Old 22-03-06, 10:35 AM   #8
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Surely it has to be a massive work of fiction, not unlike Lord of the Rings for example...
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Old 22-03-06, 03:05 PM   #9
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A teacher? On 48 grand? f*ck, I'm in the wrong line of work!
me too!!!!!
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Old 22-03-06, 03:09 PM   #10
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Scoobs.....If that is the salary for teaching the 11 plus age group,then I suggest it is no less than deserved myself.
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