Most embarrassing/unexpected accident?

Ok this thread is not for nasty accidents, just ones that happened rather embarrassingly or in an unlikely situation …

To start it off I managed to dislocate my index finger whilst shopping for clothes … that was NOT cool

I was working in Cardiff about ten years ago and was staying in a B+B, went out on the razz with the lads I was working with and got in a sorry state!!! The B+B didn't have on suit toilets they where in the hall, for some reason I needed to go it was late at night there was no one around so I didn't bother putting any clothes on. Well I locked myself out of my room and had to get the landlady to unlock it for me I wasn't aloud to forget that one for a while

I was climbing off the back of my dads gsxr750 (a 1992 one) a few years back, and caused him to drop the bike

In our defence, the road was heavily cambered towards the curb...

Matt

[Biker Biggles]

Back in the days when motorbikes(BSA Bantam)did'nt go very fast but also had little in the way of brakes,I managed to run into the back of a stationary car in a queue.I promptly fell off,but the woman in the car did'nt notice I'd hit her and just drove on.While I was dusting myself down and picking up the bike I noticed the occupant of the car behind me get out-----wearing a police uniform. As it seemed there had been no damage to anyone,he made a few choice remarks and left.

I was found in the middle of a field, in the next county from where I lived, unconscious, hammered drunk, covered in morning dew, with nothing to keep me warm but the nice pool of puke I had thoughtfully lain down in.
I was Dragged into a van, driven to where my wallet said I lived, and deposited on the old mans door step.

How I ended up in the middle of a cow field was unclear.

Not one of my finer moments.

Originally Posted by Biker Biggles

Back in the days when motorbikes(BSA Bantam)did'nt go very fast but also had little in the way of brakes,I managed to run into the back of a stationary car in a queue.I promptly fell off,but the woman in the car did'nt notice I'd hit her and just drove on.While I was dusting myself down and picking up the bike I noticed the occupant of the car behind me get out-----wearing a police uniform. As it seemed there had been no damage to anyone,he made a few choice remarks and left.

Oh man. That rules.

probs mine was many years ago on 350lc quick wheelie followed by a nice stoppie past local pub loads of peeps outside

came to a stop went to put foot down to which i found my trainer lace was well wrapped round peg

me and bike fall slowly to the left

plenty of cheers that day

I dont think it gets any more "nasty" than this:

Standing at the bus stop a couple of years ago, waiting for the last bus home after a curry and some beers.
Needed to trump, so I let rip.........and shat myself, at the bus stop.

LMAO!

Man this thread is quality! I don't think I have done any embarrassing injuries, but keep yours coming!

Originally Posted by tricky

I dont think it gets any more "nasty" than this:

Standing at the bus stop a couple of years ago, waiting for the last bus home after a curry and some beers.
Needed to trump, so I let rip.........and sh4t myself, at the bus stop.

That is the sort of thing I was after .... pure class my man!!!