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dizzyblonde · 16-01-13, 03:20 PM

If you find that disturbing what about the quarter panda burgers?

Doinitmyway · 16-01-13, 04:54 PM

I think someone wants me dead.

Woke up this morning to find a Tesco's burger on my pillow.......

Dave20046 · 17-01-13, 10:52 AM

What's everyone's beef with horse burgers?

although they are harder to cook, had an absolute mare!

daveyrach · 17-01-13, 11:11 AM

Had one of those Tesco burgers last night....woke up this morning with a bit between my teeth.

I don't know why everyone is so worried about those horse burgers....my mate told me to check out the meatballs apparently they're the dogs b*ll*cks

Ever since eating those Tesco burgers I've had the trots

The Tesco horsemeat burgers although high in fat are low in Shergar

Hamburgers is an anagram of 'Shergar Bum'

punyXpress · 17-01-13, 11:15 AM

. . and those stripy flame-grilled burgers contain Zebra?

dizzyblonde · 17-01-13, 11:19 AM

No they're the barcode
These jokes can't go on furlong

Enough of Tesco.....camel toe found in primark leggings!!

LewSpeight · 17-01-13, 11:30 AM

Camel toes have been around in Primark for years...

dizzyblonde · 17-01-13, 11:44 AM

Some folk should be banned from wearing leggings, its like seeing a giant mattress folded in half!

punyXpress · 17-01-13, 11:58 AM

. . or the back half of a pantomime elephant?

LewSpeight · 17-01-13, 12:00 PM

*shudders*

16-01-13, 03:20 PM	#701
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16-01-13, 04:54 PM	#702
Doinitmyway Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Nr Southend-on-Sea, Essex Posts: 154	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes I think someone wants me dead. Woke up this morning to find a Tesco's burger on my pillow....... __________________ 10 GSX650F 95 BMW Funduro 89 FZR250R (x2) 92 RG80 (x2!) 89 AR125 - 89 RG125 75 CB200

17-01-13, 10:52 AM	#703
Dave20046 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Sheffield Posts: 10,274	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes What's everyone's beef with horse burgers? although they are harder to cook, had an absolute mare! __________________

17-01-13, 11:11 AM	#704
daveyrach Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Reading, Berkshire Posts: 934	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Had one of those Tesco burgers last night....woke up this morning with a bit between my teeth. I don't know why everyone is so worried about those horse burgers....my mate told me to check out the meatballs apparently they're the dogs bllcks Ever since eating those Tesco burgers I've had the trots The Tesco horsemeat burgers although high in fat are low in Shergar Hamburgers is an anagram of 'Shergar Bum' __________________ Currently bikeless - Driving a 2012 Chevrolet Aveo Last edited by daveyrach; 17-01-13 at 11:19 AM.

17-01-13, 11:15 AM	#705
punyXpress Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Riding, North Posts: 2,664	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes . . and those stripy flame-grilled burgers contain Zebra? __________________ Was: K2 naked in rapid yellow - gone to a better? place Now: Street Triple R

17-01-13, 11:19 AM	#706
dizzyblonde Da Cake Boss Mega Poster Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a flying Horse Posts: 9,992	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes No they're the barcode These jokes can't go on furlong Enough of Tesco.....camel toe found in primark leggings!! __________________ Suzy, yellow 2001 SVS. Kitty, V-Raptor 1000, ZZR1400<<its my bike now Pegasus! Hovis 13.8.75-3.10.09 Reeder 20.7.88-21.3.12

17-01-13, 11:30 AM	#707
LewSpeight Member Mega Poster Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Halifax, UK Posts: 1,167	Camel toes have been around in Primark for years... __________________ BREAKING MY SV - CLICKY CLICKY You laugh at me because i am different.. ....................................I laugh harder because you are all the same.

17-01-13, 11:44 AM	#708
dizzyblonde Da Cake Boss Mega Poster Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a flying Horse Posts: 9,992	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Some folk should be banned from wearing leggings, its like seeing a giant mattress folded in half! __________________ Suzy, yellow 2001 SVS. Kitty, V-Raptor 1000, ZZR1400<<its my bike now Pegasus! Hovis 13.8.75-3.10.09 Reeder 20.7.88-21.3.12

17-01-13, 11:58 AM	#709
punyXpress Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Riding, North Posts: 2,664	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes . . or the back half of a pantomime elephant? __________________ Was: K2 naked in rapid yellow - gone to a better? place Now: Street Triple R

17-01-13, 12:00 PM	#710
LewSpeight Member Mega Poster Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Halifax, UK Posts: 1,167	shudders __________________ BREAKING MY SV - CLICKY CLICKY You laugh at me because i am different.. ....................................I laugh harder because you are all the same.

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