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Jayneflakes · 28-04-13, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by andrewsmith

Meanings of 'GIRLS' NAMES:

Caroline - Lard ****, shaves her ears.

Jayne - Babe, I'd drink her bath water.
Louise/a - Phwoooorrrrrrrrrr, Boing Boing Boing.

If anyone wants to buy bottles of my bath water, you can have them for fifty pee! However, I should warn you that I fart like a sailor who has Delhi belly and not only do I wee in the bath, but I also let out the odd floater and just pick it out at the end with some tissue!

Mind you, the wife wants a word...

andrewsmith · 28-04-13, 11:08 AM

I wonder why Jayne

I do feel a bit sick after that image! I think were even after the Harlem video

29-04-13, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave20046

Nice find Andy, brutally accurate.

I''m assuming you're a "dave" and not a "david" from that list

Nice to see neither Abi nor Matt are even worthy of a mention

30-04-13, 07:46 AM

Primark have said they will compensate the families of the 382 people killed by the building collapse in Bangladesh where some of their clothes are made.

A spokesman for the company has said that each family will receive a year's salary.

Primark have put aside £3820 to cover the cost of this.

02-05-13, 02:55 PM

Stuart Hall reportedly to use in mitigation his life long struggle with dyslexia,blaming that for his misunderstanding of the programme he fronted for many years,"It's a Kockout!"

SoulKiss · 13-05-13, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave20046

Nice find Andy, brutally accurate.

I would like to point out that from here on in I am to be known as Dave and not David

Bluepete · 13-05-13, 01:23 PM

The worst letter ever written...

Dear Jim,

Can you please fix it for me to appear on It's a Knockout?

Stingo · 13-05-13, 07:47 PM

I was in the pub last night minding my own business when this big fat minger started chatting me up. I asked her, "Have you got a pen?" She smiled and said "Yes I have". I replied "Well you'd better get back in it, before the farmer finds out you've escaped!"

13-05-13, 08:33 PM

We only knew he was dyslexic as he used to sing
"Old McDonald had a farm, G,L,P,X,Q"

andrewsmith · 13-05-13, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SoulKiss

I would like to point out that from here on in I am to be known as Dave and not David

You sure

I'm ****ed either way with mine

28-04-13, 11:08 AM	#782
andrewsmith Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, Just south of salad dodging country Posts: 7,750	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes I wonder why Jayne I do feel a bit sick after that image! I think were even after the Harlem video __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi

30-04-13, 07:46 AM	#784
BigBaddad Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Primark have said they will compensate the families of the 382 people killed by the building collapse in Bangladesh where some of their clothes are made. A spokesman for the company has said that each family will receive a year's salary. Primark have put aside £3820 to cover the cost of this.

02-05-13, 02:55 PM	#785
Pedrosa Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Stuart Hall reportedly to use in mitigation his life long struggle with dyslexia,blaming that for his misunderstanding of the programme he fronted for many years,"It's a Kockout!"

13-05-13, 01:23 PM	#787
Bluepete Member Mega Poster Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ex motorcyclist Posts: 1,961	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes The worst letter ever written... Dear Jim, Can you please fix it for me to appear on It's a Knockout?

13-05-13, 07:47 PM	#788
Stingo Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Plymouth, Devon - mostly. Posts: 527	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes I was in the pub last night minding my own business when this big fat minger started chatting me up. I asked her, "Have you got a pen?" She smiled and said "Yes I have". I replied "Well you'd better get back in it, before the farmer finds out you've escaped!" __________________ Twitter: @poseidon_ashore

13-05-13, 08:33 PM	#789
sorebutt Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes We only knew he was dyslexic as he used to sing "Old McDonald had a farm, G,L,P,X,Q"

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