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Old 10-06-06, 11:16 PM   #1
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Default monkey butt

long rides- monkey butt
chaffed inner thighs- very sore.

any tips??


talcum powder?


anyone tried wearing padded cycling shorts under their kit?





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Old 10-06-06, 11:27 PM   #2
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Tips? Leave the g-string at home. Bikes = leather, not lace.
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Old 10-06-06, 11:37 PM   #3
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In the catering trade we call it 'Chef's ****'.................and use corn flour
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Old 10-06-06, 11:46 PM   #4
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Tips? Leave the g-string at home. Bikes = leather, not lace.
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Old 11-06-06, 12:25 AM   #5
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Tips? Leave the g-string at home. Bikes = leather, not lace.
Oh yeah?
Ops, sorry Razor, we can make an exception for you.
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Old 11-06-06, 10:20 AM   #6
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Regardless of wether you go for the g-string, thong, boxers, granny pants or full pvc gimps costume under your chosen riding gear you really shouldnt leave the house without an application of this.

http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/
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Old 11-06-06, 10:25 AM   #7
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Nivea will stop soreness...
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Old 11-06-06, 12:09 PM   #8
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svrash wrote:

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In the catering trade we call it 'Chef's @rse'.................and use corn flour which is always close to hand as we prepare food for our clientele. A quick handful can easilly be grabbed without disturbing perhaps the hand rolling of filled pancakes and pastries.
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Old 11-06-06, 12:45 PM   #9
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Also known as gig butt, a common occurance after working long days doing gigs in hot weather. Talcum powder does work, but I suspect the above link will be better. Careful choice of underwear (not too loose, as the cloth will chaff like sandpaper after a long day, not too tight, as you'll sweat loads) is important.

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Old 11-06-06, 02:30 PM   #10
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I'm used to spend ours on my DR 350 seat so the
SV feels realy comfy in comparisson
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