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Old 10-10-14, 11:56 AM   #1
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Not exactly motorbike related, but still...

Take a second, if you will, to imagine what this chaps face might've looked like at the exact moment he realised it was an 'actual' copper he'd pulled over...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-s...wales-29546229



What a twonk!!
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Old 10-10-14, 12:10 PM   #2
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Strangely no mention of why the police officer had been speeding in the first place though...?
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Old 10-10-14, 01:36 PM   #3
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Brilliant, muppet..
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Old 10-10-14, 01:55 PM   #4
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He's about as clever of the driver of this car then. Always helpful to block one lane of one of London's busiest bridges with your false plated supercar when you run out of petrol.

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Old 10-10-14, 03:49 PM   #5
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Remember... all of these people are legally allowed to breed.
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Old 10-10-14, 04:26 PM   #6
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Poor bloke, why did he not just try to join the Police? He was clearly mentally ill to have tried stuff like that. Well he has ruined his chances now, I very much doubt that they would accept an application from a nutty bloke with a criminal record, no matter how keen he was.
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Old 10-10-14, 04:30 PM   #7
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Poor bloke, why did he not just try to join the Police? He was clearly mentally ill to have tried stuff like that. Well he has ruined his chances now, I very much doubt that they would accept an application from a nutty bloke with a criminal record, no matter how keen he was.
I dunno.He should fit in quite nicely in the Met.
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I dunno.He should fit in quite nicely in the Met.
I would concur!!
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Old 10-10-14, 07:51 PM   #9
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It wasn't one of these

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