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Old 07-11-07, 12:56 PM   #1
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Hope this isn't a repost, this is so terribly funny, yet terribly depressing!
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Old 07-11-07, 01:06 PM   #2
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i know a women that thought she'd won £500 on 1 of those she went to the shop to find out she hadnt won.

i bein me foumd it highly amusin but she some how failed to see the funny side.
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Old 07-11-07, 01:12 PM   #3
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More than 15m adults in Britain have poor numeracy - the equivalent of a G or below at GCSE maths
Terrifying!
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The 23-year-old, who said she had left school without a maths GCSE, said: "On one of my cards it said I had to find temperatures lower than -8. The numbers I uncovered were -6 and -7 so I thought I had won, and so did the woman in the shop. But when she scanned the card the machine said I hadn't.

"I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8 but I'm not having it.
Reminds me of some people on this forum, spouting off with a misunderstanding
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Old 07-11-07, 03:05 PM   #4
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How do these people function?
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Old 07-11-07, 03:10 PM   #5
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How do these people function?
+1 FFS are people out there really this Fing stupid?
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Old 07-11-07, 03:11 PM   #6
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I think functions would be quite beyond them.
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Old 07-11-07, 03:12 PM   #7
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Little Britain ?
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Old 07-11-07, 03:17 PM   #8
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What? -8 is being bigger than -6, I wants my money, theiving Camellot conners!
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Old 07-11-07, 03:22 PM   #9
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"I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8 but I'm not having it."
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Old 07-11-07, 03:26 PM   #10
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this is head bangingly, fist eatingly painful to read.
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