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Old 16-06-06, 08:55 AM   #1
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Default A recent survey has revealed...

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..that a large percentage of British men have a penis length of two inches or less.


All these men have been given white flags with red crosses to attach to their cars
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Old 16-06-06, 09:01 AM   #2
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Excellent.
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Old 16-06-06, 05:13 PM   #3
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...of British men...
Laydeez, please note that Scotsmen, Irishmen and Welshmen are not afflicted with this unfortunate short-coming.
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Old 16-06-06, 05:42 PM   #4
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...of British men...
Laydeez, please note that Scotsmen, Irishmen and Welshmen are not afflicted with this unfortunate short-coming.
They're afflicated enough.
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Old 16-06-06, 05:45 PM   #5
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...of British men...
Laydeez, please note that Scotsmen, Irishmen and Welshmen are not afflicted with this unfortunate short-coming.
They're afflicated enough.
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Old 16-06-06, 06:48 PM   #6
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Razor...Looks like you got plenty of company then!

Afflicated? Wot dat den?
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Old 16-06-06, 09:48 PM   #7
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Naff off I'm welsh. Isn't it.
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Old 16-06-06, 10:30 PM   #8
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so 1 flag for every 2 inches, that'll be 4 flags for me then


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Old 16-06-06, 11:16 PM   #9
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so 1 flag for every 2 inches, that'll be 4 flags for me then


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I didn't see a single flag on your bike this morning, so what does that mean
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Old 16-06-06, 11:21 PM   #10
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so 1 flag for every 2 inches, that'll be 4 flags for me then


Daryl
I didn't see a single flag on your bike this morning, so what does that mean
that his flags are attached to his car??

I of course would never deface my car/bike with a England flag.
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