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04-08-09, 08:59 PM
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FROM the mini-est of massives
twas a pleasure to meet you and i shall be invading your homeland in october
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05-08-09, 12:02 AM
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Where the hell am I?
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Re: to the mini massive
I'm gonna say this to you publically and not by PM, shorty.
You ever, EVER dare to call us the mini massive again, when it was your pathetic excuse for a region that copied our name in the first place, i'll....i'll,...... well i'll knock your bloody glass of wine on the floor for you, you tart, thats what i'll do. October you say, eh? Right lads...start building the Anti Northern Scum Barriers now. BTW, just so you know who you're dealin' wiv down 'ere in landan taaaahn...i can edit thread titles in this section so dont think that aint getting tampered with in good time too. Oh and the only thing mini in this thread is the tiny Mr P Reston himself 
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05-08-09, 12:10 AM
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Re: to the mini massive
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05-08-09, 12:21 AM
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Where the hell am I?
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Re: to the mini massive
we make exceptions for nice people and those under 8 foot 6.
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05-08-09, 12:46 AM
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Re: to the mini massive
well i look forward to making an exception on this occasion for a dodgy northerner, but only if you tell more amusing tales and buy the coffees
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05-08-09, 02:58 AM
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To great cries of “blooming heck; I’m not paying that”, the massed hoards of heathens were turned back from their rampage to get inside plumbing .......... Cheers Mark.
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05-08-09, 11:58 AM
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Re: to the mini massive
oi .... there's nowt wrong wi' northerners
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05-08-09, 12:22 PM
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Right Mr Preston, now you've asked for it - As (one of) THE Massive's unofficial 'enforcers' I'll back his Spidey-ness up in stating that you're asking for trouble with your subtle invasion threat. Not only will Zig knock your glass of wine to the floor but I'll also be there to, to, to . . . . . . laugh !!! BTW - you will still be on crutches won't you and therefore not able to move too quickly ?
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05-08-09, 02:36 PM
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Re: to the mini massive
What about Southerners from waaaay down South....!
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05-08-09, 03:00 PM
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Re: to the mini massive
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For the southerners among us I have translated. "There is nothing wrong with notherners that a ..................... wouldn't cure" Entries for the missing words competition should be submitted on a postcard to this thread. |
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