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26-06-13, 12:52 PM
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What is the most intellectual joke you know?
Found this on Reddit and enjoyed reading through, I got a good portion of the references but there are some really good comments to explain most of them so I was appreciative of those.
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co...joke_you_know/ I know we have some very smart people on here so thought it'd be worthwhile posting.  think my favourite has to be one I'd heard before: Quote:
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26-06-13, 01:14 PM
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Re: What is the most intellectual joke you know?
Entropy, ah entropy, it's not what it used to be you know.
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If an SV650 has a flat tyre in the forest and no-one is there to blow it up, how long will it be 'til someone posts that the reg/rec is duff and the world will end unless a CBR unit is fitted? A little bit of knowledge = a dangerous thing. "a deathless anthem of nuclear-strength romantic angst" |
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26-06-13, 01:19 PM
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Re: What is the most intellectual joke you know?
I don't normally remember that sort of joke since there's a limited number of people I could tell them to (even more limited than the sort of jokes I DO tell, surprisingly)
why do Marxists drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft. |
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26-06-13, 01:21 PM
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No, I don't lend tools.
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Re: What is the most intellectual joke you know?
Albert Einstein is at Euston station, unsure of which train he needs to get, so he asks the porter:
Excuse me, does Manchester stop at this train?
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If an SV650 has a flat tyre in the forest and no-one is there to blow it up, how long will it be 'til someone posts that the reg/rec is duff and the world will end unless a CBR unit is fitted? A little bit of knowledge = a dangerous thing. "a deathless anthem of nuclear-strength romantic angst" |
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26-06-13, 01:39 PM
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Re: What is the most intellectual joke you know?
There are two sorts of people... Those that can extrapolate an incomplete data set.
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26-06-13, 02:54 PM
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Re: What is the most intellectual joke you know?
Another geeky one ...
The are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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26-06-13, 03:42 PM
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Re: What is the most intellectual joke you know?
Dwarf shortage.
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26-06-13, 04:44 PM
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Re: What is the most intellectual joke you know?
Heisenburg is driving down the motorway when he is stopped by the police. The policeman asks him "Do you know how fast you were going, sir?"
Heisenburg replies "no, but i know exactly where I am." |
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26-06-13, 05:01 PM
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Re: What is the most intellectual joke you know?
Paddy goes for a job on a building site.
The boss says we dont employ dimwit paddys here unless they can pass an exam so he asks paddy "Whats the difference between a joist and a shore?" Paddy says "Joyce wrote Ulysses and Shaw didnt"
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26-06-13, 05:07 PM
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Re: What is the most intellectual joke you know?
Intellectual graffitti
God is dead - Nietzsche .... Neitzsche is dead - God
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