This is not the apocalypse I wanted - SV650.org

13-09-12, 08:51 PM

God damn it!

http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2012/09/the...-out-of-bacon/

More zombies, more bacon.

13-09-12, 09:01 PM

bugger I like bacon

andrewsmith · 13-09-12, 09:04 PM

Bacon!!!

Dammit... Zombie chops anyone?

13-09-12, 09:25 PM

OMG Bacon shortage.....PANIIIIIICCCCC

Fallout · 13-09-12, 09:29 PM

I eat at least 2 bacon sandwiches per week. This could result in me starving to death.

13-09-12, 09:31 PM

Pigs deserve what they get they are greedy, as explained by Bricktop, the pig feeder expert.

Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a p1sshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

13-09-12, 09:50 PM

Noooo! I'm going to start stockpiling the stuff now...

Oh, and I love the fact that the original BBC article gives links to loads of pork recipes!!

14-09-12, 07:43 AM

NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo ooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo oOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo

I blame China

"China consumes around 50% of the world's pork, helping to make it the most eaten meat in the world"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/0/19558714

dizzyblonde · 14-09-12, 07:50 AM

What a load of porky pies!

It was said at Willy wonkas that all the waste went to feeding pigs, that's why your bacon always tasted so good!!!

Sir Trev · 14-09-12, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde

What a load of porky pies!

It was said at Willy wonkas that all the waste went to feeding pigs, that's why your bacon always tasted so good!!!

This.

Prime food like fresh corn/maize is for human consumption. Animal pellets are made from waste/surplus plus gangster input as noted by TIB.

13-09-12, 08:51 PM	#1
Spank86 Guest Posts: n/a	This is not the apocalypse I wanted God damn it! http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2012/09/the...-out-of-bacon/ More zombies, more bacon.

13-09-12, 09:01 PM	#2
Dabteacake Guest Posts: n/a	Re: This is not the apocalypse I wanted bugger I like bacon

13-09-12, 09:04 PM	#3
andrewsmith Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, Just south of salad dodging country Posts: 7,750	Re: This is not the apocalypse I wanted Bacon!!! Dammit... Zombie chops anyone? __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi

13-09-12, 09:25 PM	#4
m1tch_1987 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: This is not the apocalypse I wanted OMG Bacon shortage.....PANIIIIIICCCCC

13-09-12, 09:29 PM	#5
Fallout Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Basingstoke Posts: 2,983	Re: This is not the apocalypse I wanted I eat at least 2 bacon sandwiches per week. This could result in me starving to death. __________________ MotoGoLoco - You knows it The Shed - Suzuki GSX-R 750 K1 \| Triumph Tiger 1050 K6 Fallout Bikes (VLogs, Tutorials, Bike Vids) Fallout Breakbeat (My Music)

13-09-12, 09:31 PM	#6
The Idle Biker Guest Posts: n/a	Re: This is not the apocalypse I wanted Pigs deserve what they get they are greedy, as explained by Bricktop, the pig feeder expert. Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a p1sshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

13-09-12, 09:50 PM	#7
El Saxo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: This is not the apocalypse I wanted Noooo! I'm going to start stockpiling the stuff now... Oh, and I love the fact that the original BBC article gives links to loads of pork recipes!! Last edited by El Saxo; 13-09-12 at 09:51 PM.

14-09-12, 07:43 AM	#8
Woogie Guest Posts: n/a	Re: This is not the apocalypse I wanted NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo ooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo oOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo I blame China "China consumes around 50% of the world's pork, helping to make it the most eaten meat in the world" http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/0/19558714

14-09-12, 07:50 AM	#9
dizzyblonde Da Cake Boss Mega Poster Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a flying Horse Posts: 9,992	Re: This is not the apocalypse I wanted What a load of porky pies! It was said at Willy wonkas that all the waste went to feeding pigs, that's why your bacon always tasted so good!!! __________________ Suzy, yellow 2001 SVS. Kitty, V-Raptor 1000, ZZR1400<<its my bike now Pegasus! Hovis 13.8.75-3.10.09 Reeder 20.7.88-21.3.12

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