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09-02-09, 02:37 PM
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Help
I`m at this minute working away in my office on my own except for some computer boffin who`s here to install our new operating system. I`m not a violent person but
I WANT TO KILL HIM He`s driving me mad cos he`s chewing gum (don`t have a problem with that) but it`s the noises he`s making. He`s absolutely disgusting and I think I`m gonna scream. As well as that he keeps peering over the terminal and staring at my boobs. When I make eye contact with him you`d think he`d have the decency to turn away knowing that I`ve copped him looking but no.... he pushes his specs up his nose, carries on staring and chewing. The noises are making me feel ill. How can I gently drop a hint to chew his gum quietly or should I go straight for a butter knife in the neck? |
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09-02-09, 02:40 PM
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The Teacer
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Re: Help
Water pistol?
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09-02-09, 02:42 PM
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kidnap him claire
someone with your medical experience should be able to keep him on the brink of death for weeks...
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09-02-09, 02:44 PM
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Re: Help
Shout 'stop staring at my t*ts' loud enough for the office to hear and hopefully the shock / embarrassment should cause him to swallow the gum by mistake - 2 birds with one stone!
 EDIT - just re-read your OP and noticed the 'working on your own' bit. 
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09-02-09, 02:45 PM
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Re: Help
Start staring at his c0ck
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09-02-09, 02:46 PM
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Yes i`m liking this idea but cos i`m on my own in here theres no-one else to hear me shout! |
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09-02-09, 02:47 PM
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Re: Help
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Also like this idea.... Kathy Bates and Misery comes to mind |
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09-02-09, 02:47 PM
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Ed I`m feeling sick enough as it is!!!!!!  Yuck, yuck yuck |
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09-02-09, 02:48 PM
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09-02-09, 02:50 PM
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Re: Help
say " come here, got something funny to show you" - then show him this thread!
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