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punyXpress · 19-06-12, 07:48 PM

bubble wrap - that's just plain kinky!

Dave20046 · 19-06-12, 07:50 PM

Great alternative to PVC...although you can;t sneak up on anyone.

punyXpress · 19-06-12, 07:51 PM

With the squeaky noise I make all the time they dont sound any different!

19-06-12, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by punyXpress

With the squeaky noise I make all the time they dont sound any different!

http://www.livestrong.com/article/47...incter-muscle/

punyXpress · 19-06-12, 11:37 PM

Ah!
The joy of exercising one's lady bits.

20-06-12, 08:46 PM

A friend of mine in the Parachute Regiment has been stationed in Switzerland for the last 2 years.
He recently married a local girl who can wash up with one hand, cook with the other, dust with a foot
while sucking his **** as she opens a bottle of beer with her ****..........

She's a Swiss Army Wife!!

Dave20046 · 20-06-12, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs DJ Fridge

A friend of mine in the Parachute Regiment has been stationed in Switzerland for the last 2 years.
He recently married a local girl who can wash up with one hand, cook with the other, dust with a foot
while sucking his **** as she opens a bottle of beer with her ****..........

She's a Swiss Army Wife!!

andrewsmith · 20-06-12, 09:07 PM

Stolen

L3nny · 21-06-12, 03:55 PM

Puny I couln't live without knowing the punch line so I googled the joke and it came up with this. Not sure it was worth the effort :P

The other day I needed to go to the local NHS hospital but not wanting to sit there for 4 hours,
I put on my blue jacket and pinned on a plastic ID card that I had made off the Internet onto the front of my jacket .

When I went into the hospital, I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.

It also works at all supermarkets. It saves me hours.

At the Laundry, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running!

Don't try it at McDonald's though..... The whole staff disappeared and I never got my order !!!!!

Also.......... never wear it while trying to get a taxi!!

daveyrach · 21-06-12, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L3nny

^^^^^ Cant see the pic mate

Kind of ruins the joke lol

Its a UK border agency badge, seen it on an email before.

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19-06-12, 07:48 PM	#401
punyXpress Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Riding, North Posts: 2,664	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes bubble wrap - that's just plain kinky! __________________ Was: K2 naked in rapid yellow - gone to a better? place Now: Street Triple R

19-06-12, 07:50 PM	#402
Dave20046 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Sheffield Posts: 10,274	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Great alternative to PVC...although you can;t sneak up on anyone. __________________

19-06-12, 07:51 PM	#403
punyXpress Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Riding, North Posts: 2,664	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes With the squeaky noise I make all the time they dont sound any different! __________________ Was: K2 naked in rapid yellow - gone to a better? place Now: Street Triple R

19-06-12, 11:37 PM	#405
punyXpress Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Riding, North Posts: 2,664	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Ah! The joy of exercising one's lady bits. __________________ Was: K2 naked in rapid yellow - gone to a better? place Now: Street Triple R

20-06-12, 08:46 PM	#406
Mrs DJ Fridge Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes A friend of mine in the Parachute Regiment has been stationed in Switzerland for the last 2 years. He recently married a local girl who can wash up with one hand, cook with the other, dust with a foot while sucking his ** as she opens a bottle of beer with her **.......... She's a Swiss Army Wife!!

20-06-12, 09:07 PM	#408
andrewsmith Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, Just south of salad dodging country Posts: 7,750	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Stolen __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi

21-06-12, 03:55 PM	#409
L3nny Member Mega Poster Join Date: May 2008 Location: MK Posts: 2,109	Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Puny I couln't live without knowing the punch line so I googled the joke and it came up with this. Not sure it was worth the effort :P The other day I needed to go to the local NHS hospital but not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my blue jacket and pinned on a plastic ID card that I had made off the Internet onto the front of my jacket . When I went into the hospital, I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service. It also works at all supermarkets. It saves me hours. At the Laundry, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running! Don't try it at McDonald's though..... The whole staff disappeared and I never got my order !!!!! Also.......... never wear it while trying to get a taxi!!

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