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Old 02-12-11, 09:27 PM   #1
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Default The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Welcome the Comedy Club, the only place of SV650.org to post your own, your very own comedy stylings.

Usual rules apply. Keep it clean and play nice and enjoy the fun.

Please post your jokes and amusing videos here. Jokes posted anywhere else will be removed.

The thread will be purged regularly in a similar way to the mega thread.

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*Please note we are unable to provide any guarantee that posted material in this thread, will actually be funny
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Old 02-12-11, 09:41 PM   #2
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okay who's going to get a warning???
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Old 02-12-11, 09:47 PM   #3
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What does Jeremy Clarkson call 100 Unison officials at the bottom of the sea?

A good start
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Haha

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWatq8DEDqw



This is very naughty and I do not condone this kind of behaviour.
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This is very naughty and I do not condone this kind of behaviour.
Yeah, it's completely wrong. An SA80 sounds nothing like that.
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What do you call a bear with no parents?

Rupert the *******.
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Please nobody tell me this is a fake, Farmers eh one too many ciders and a side bet later.

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what the f?
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Stupid f***ing ****
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