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Old 21-11-07, 08:34 PM   #1
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Default It's my right?? - bog roll

Now, if I need a number 2 at work, I can use work toilet paper ... as much as I 'need' presumably ... no questions asked right???

It struck me the other day when paying for bog roll at the supermarket, that as I rarely have a #2 at work, I am not really utilising this free/inclusive facility I could there ... why am I paying for bog roll? That's a few quid a go to, I could spend that on cooler stuff!!

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Should I change my bodys timing?? ... eat plenty of prunes every morning?!?! Or put a claim in at work that each employee be allocated say 1 toilet roll a week ... if they use more, then they supply it themselves ... if like me you never use work bog roll, then you can pocket/trade the roll ...

Anyone 'take' their assumed allocation home with them?!?!?
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Old 21-11-07, 08:37 PM   #2
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Default Re: It's my right?? - bog roll

Why stop there?! you're daft enough to use your home water & air!
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Old 21-11-07, 08:46 PM   #3
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Default Re: It's my right?? - bog roll

Pooing at work is great. You get paid for pooing as well as getting free loo paper. Bargain.
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Old 21-11-07, 08:46 PM   #4
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Why not nick the bog roll from work. Job done. - no pun - obviously
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Old 21-11-07, 08:47 PM   #5
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I had four today at work.
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Old 21-11-07, 08:49 PM   #6
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Default Re: It's my right?? - bog roll

don't know about you lot but judging bye the state of the toilets at our work, i'd say some people have their poo shoots halfway up their back.
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Old 21-11-07, 08:52 PM   #7
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Default Re: It's my right?? - bog roll

Mods.
This is a cr&p thread.Can we excete it?
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Old 21-11-07, 09:01 PM   #8
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I shower at work on earlies too. Pooing at work is the law.
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Old 21-11-07, 09:04 PM   #9
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I shower at work on earlies too. Pooing at work is the law.
Good effort
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Old 21-11-07, 09:06 PM   #10
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I shower at work on earlies too. Pooing at work is the law.
But do you ever kill 2 (both) birds with one stone???

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