Just booked a london hotel

[timwilky]

Well for two nights 25/26th July. Down on your turf for the daughter being called at Lincolns Inn.

So if any of you soft southerners are brave enough to meet a real northern man who eats babies eds with chips and gravy. I will be pleased to pay over the odds for your watered down excuse for beer and even dare to drink the muck.

Seriously, I am on your turf. and would be very please to meet any of you who happen to be in town on those nights.

[Stu]

That's Wed & Thu to save everyone else looking it up. Fri is our meet so I guess it will be a nearer the time decision. (And depends how much I like you when i see you before!)

We'll order mushy peas specially for you, instead of the guacamole that we usually have with our chips. Oh, by the way, we drink expensive coffee not beer

[timwilky]

Oh Mr Toad, another of my pet hates. Why cannot I order a cup of coffee any more. Do you want latte, mocha, crapachine, expresso etc crap. No just a cup of god damm coffee, ground beans and boiling water in a mug.


Not difficult, but in my best Victor moments. Why do people persist in passing the ammunition.

Have to see what shift Im on those days would be nice to meet a baby eater/uncivilised northerner/flat cap wearing/pigeon fancying person

[Stu]

Originally Posted by timwilky

Oh Mr Toad, another of my pet hates. Why cannot I order a cup of coffee any more. Do you want latte, mocha, crapachine, expresso etc crap. No just a cup of god damm coffee, ground beans and boiling water in a mug.


Not difficult, but in my best Victor moments. Why do people persist in passing the ammunition.

Simple, coffee is now called Americano. Can't help you having to almost pay the Crapachinno rate though

It gets worse

A few weeks ago somebody (Rictus ?) wanted a good old fashion mug of tea - except that they had run out of tea bags. So sombody went to the local corner shop, bought some tea bags, and then Nero's had to supply mugs of boiling water so that we could make our own, out in the street in the gutter

[_Stretchie_]

Originally Posted by timwilky

I am on your turf. and would be very please to meet any of you who happen to be in town on those nights.

Bloody hell, it's an invasion, I've just been to annoy them and back again in two weeks. There are a lurvley bunch, treat em nice

Originally Posted by timwilky

So if any of you soft southerners are brave enough to meet a real northern man. I will be pleased to pay over the odds for your watered down excuse for beer and even dare to drink the muck

You really know how to butter them up don't you

Originally Posted by timwilky

meet a real northern man who eats babies eds with chips and gravy

Ahhh, babbie y'ed n chips. It should only be Hollands though (shame you can't get them down here)

Originally Posted by Mr Toad

It gets worse

A few weeks ago TSM wanted a good old fashion mug of tea - except that they had run out of tea bags. So sombody went to the local corner shop, bought some tea bags, and then Nero's had to supply mugs of boiling water so that we could make our own, out in the street in the gutter

Very nice it was as well!!

[Sid Squid]

Originally Posted by timwilky

I will be pleased to pay over the odds for your watered down excuse for beer and even dare to drink the muck.

Have you ever tried beer? It's made in London and is called Fullers. Anyone who comes from the same county where the Sam Smith's err... 'brewery'* is, ought not ever criticise anyone elses beer.

I greatly look forward to your visit and the chance to fill the gaps in your intoxicant education.

* I use that word in the loosest sense of course.