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09-06-06, 08:57 AM
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Football joke
Wayne Rooney has been told he can play in the
World Cup if he gets a Cortisone Injection. ?? David Beckham responded, "If that fat tosser is having a new car, then so am I!" |
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09-06-06, 09:11 AM
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At this mornings press conference Beckham was asked about the tactics for tomorrows game.
He replied "I like them very mutch they are minty and make my breath smell fresh." 
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09-06-06, 09:13 AM
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Germany V Costa Rica
Be still my beating heart. |
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09-06-06, 09:17 AM
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Will Costa Rica come up with the first upset of the tournament.
If one person can do it Wanchope can. |
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09-06-06, 09:29 AM
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Location: Plymouth, Devon - mostly.
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09-06-06, 10:27 AM
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Come on Costa Rica - not because I don't like Germany but because I have Costa Rica in the sweepstake (almost guaranteed money bacl there then!)
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09-06-06, 04:59 PM
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Lets see if he gets another in the second half.
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09-06-06, 06:02 PM
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