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View Poll Results: Will this man be detained at customs?
yes 15 75.00%
no 1 5.00%
call bomb disposal now! 4 20.00%
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Old 01-04-05, 03:14 PM   #1
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A friend at work is going to an inventors fair in Geneva soon, and this is what he's taking. In the case. On the plane.
He only thought it looked a bit like a bomb after I pointed it out, but I swear he's going down when they get a look at this in their scanning machine. It's even got loads of magnets which apparently sets the machines off anyway. Nutter.

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Old 01-04-05, 03:17 PM   #2
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he's got a death wish... as soon as that goes through the scanner he's gonna get pulled, dragged off to a side room and get a cavity search, the case will probably get blown up....

unless no-one bothering to look at the scanner in which case he'll be fine, till he comes back

Truly mental
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Old 01-04-05, 03:18 PM   #3
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what is it?

if he's presenting a new invention that will blow up an aircraft I vote he wins!
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Old 01-04-05, 03:18 PM   #4
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Cool! I got a <nasty telling off> for not taking my laptop out its bag at dublin!

What is it?
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Old 01-04-05, 03:19 PM   #5
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What is it?
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Old 01-04-05, 03:19 PM   #6
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Rubber glove time!
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Old 01-04-05, 03:20 PM   #7
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It's a new type of fluid flow measurement device thingy.

Still looks like a bomb though!
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Old 01-04-05, 03:20 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by wyrdness
What is it?


Seriously tho, he wont. Its the way of the world. Turn up with a black ball with a fuse sticking out the top....fine.

Have your mobile phone at a sloghtly odd angle in the scanner....down to the pants sir.
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Old 01-04-05, 03:25 PM   #9
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Old 01-04-05, 03:36 PM   #10
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Originally Posted by Rich


Rubber glove time!


I would merely like to point out they arent the gloves customs use... we use the thicker ones... after all you dont want the glove to break while doing a body search... and frankly if I had any choice over whether to do a body search, Id be putting the suspect in the cells and getting him to use the special loo if I had a choice....

tbh the body search is one drawback of a uniformed post... at least in the tax office you dont have to do that....

But he is gonna get crucified unless he can show that its the fluid flow thingy...

German airport security was bad enough... shoes off and scanned... bit embarrassing with the wire in my bra setting the scanner off...

right, kitting up and off to soho now... c ya later...
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